This might be a bit wrong...


*For you young 'uns, Electric Blue was what was considered porn in the early 80s.

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( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Yippee!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

Cor!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

Woo, and indeed phwoar
TJ: I just had the worst lunch of the week...I had to keep shouting "cunt cunt cunt cunt" every time the waitress came past because she was being followed around by a fucking camera crew filming everything she did and there's no way I want to end up on fucking television again.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

:D What were you on before?
Crimewatch?


*ducks tins*

Were you actually shouting it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Loud enough for the camera to hear

and directly into the lens so that they could lipread it

[edit] they put me on one of those "wacky" hidden camera shows featuring members of the public. In their defence they did describe me as "supercool" - in my defence, when they approached me with a mike and camera I put my hand over the lens and said "fuck off, I'm not interested". They showed it anyway and I spent six months trying to track the bastards down
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

:D
You're such an excellent person. I'll keep my eyes out.

What was that beer you bought me by the way? Really? I'm mystified.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Um...Deuchar's?
possibly...alcohol has blurred my memories
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

aaaaaaah, no!
Those hidden camera shows are shit. What cunts. Do you know who the production company was?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Nah
I spent ages trying to track them down (they showed the episode during the Glastonbury festival, so I didn't see it until I got back) then spent 6 months trying to find whoever was responsible, after which too much time had passed and I couldn't do anything about it anyway.

These days, whenever someone waves a camera at me I just do the Tourette's thing and make sure it's totally unsuitable for broadcast
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

this'll cheer you up
b3ta.com/board/6956610
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

Haha
that's great
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

hehehe

( mictoboy, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

crumbs
if only that were bigger...
( new_matt, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

My mum is a ringer for Sarah Green
All the blokes at school used to fancy the pants off her. Watching them blush when my mum was around was mildy disturbing as I thought they were probably thinking about her while wanking.
( pobblepop, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

i know i will be

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

hehe very blue peter

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha!
ACE! That better already be compoed!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

yeh
but everyone ignored it for some reason.

thanks tho :D

www.b3ta.com/board/6950621
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)