Randy Handy Andy Pandy


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(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)

*dives into bunker*
*puts kettle on*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)

*formulates plan for world domination using treacle*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

Treacle?
ARE YOU MAD???
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

What would you suggest?
Molasses?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

golden syrup.
and only tate and lyles mind.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

*Gets spoon*
*drizzles*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

*hails*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

*bows*
Why thank you!

Oh pants, I'm all sticky now
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6941876
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

*hands sinister overlord prize*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)

CHIHUAHUA!

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

woof!

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

BANANANANANA!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

BANDANANANANA!

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

OI YOU!
DID YOU GET yuour emnaiala?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

I'll say yes I know I have one from you
But I have no way of seeing what it is.
Apparently my firewall has blocked my individual emails as "offensive content" but the inbox is ok.

Is it good news or bad?

*edit* Found and replied
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

*follows*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

*chases*
WITH COOKIES!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

ouch
there's "not funny" and there's "Jesse Jackson Not Funny"
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

Oh is that who it is?
I had no idea.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

he...
he doesn't always look that miserable. here's a pic of him smiling:


(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)

and he is who?

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

he is
Al Sharpton's conscience
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

In this picture he reminds me of
Admiral Akbar

"It's a trap"
(MonkeyFunker, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

O_o

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)

has anything been changed in this picture?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

there's sexes going on just outside of shot

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

ah
i thought so. :D good work.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)

wow
i've never seen someone so unamused
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

*lol at sig*
Not - yes! Flossy! YES Lord Melchett!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

:)
baaaaaa!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

Is that a...
...an actual...

OMG!!!!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

if it helps...
imagine it's a crudely draw pink blob
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)

Does colouring a real nob magenta render it safe for work?
I don't think so.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

has it been coloured?
just looks a tad well handled.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

actually
It's not a real knob. I just spend 14 hours drawing a knob, colouring it magenta, scanning it in and pasting it onto a picture of Andy Pandy (with Handy Andy's head).
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)

pfft

( gravytrain, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

hahaha, nice cock

( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

Happy b3taday!1

( 4dam party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

Cor!
Is that yours?
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

No
It belongs to BBC's changing rooms programme
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

It's a fine cock nonetheless

( 4dam party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)

yes
It has great dignity.
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

it's got a wicked bend in it

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)

G Spot tastic!
Good game yesterday what?
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

who, me?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hahahaha
Best two images ever
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)

okay, okay
just don't make me watch Spurs or buy one of your crappy music centres.
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)

Now he's really angry
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)

not as angry
as he's going to be when I mention his crap barnet and halitosis

now - I expect a scene from scanners
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

I expect when you have all the moneys he has,
you stop giving a crap. You can buy halitosis into fashion
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)

/pulls finger
/experiences stinging eyes and inflamed sinus tissues
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

or would you all prefer....

(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)

Fuck off.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

was that
the culmination of a long thought process, where more eloquent, pithy retorts were formulated - only to be eventually discarded in favour of something succinct and visceral?

or are you just an inarticulate twat with anger management problems?
(clut, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)