James


Hope this aint been done...

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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

hahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

hahaha
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

hahahahaha!

( 4dam party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

Haha, that certainly is a peach =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

thats a very well drawn cdc!
woo!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

You spelt 'cock' wrong!
have this woo!
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

you've ruined some beautiful artwork
you slag
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

oh come on...the Lane Smith illustration aren't THAT bad

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

ignore him,
he's being misreable today!
:)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

oi!
i saw your deleted reply!!

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

yeah i thought twice.
didn't want to start a row.
I'm a wuss.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

I missed it
What did you say?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

I told him to calm down and I'm sure some of his hard earned cash keeps this place running
:(
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

but he hasn't donated....
:S

and he never joins in
just turns up, drops off his latest work
then sods off again!!

we're a comunity!
not a drop in centre :P

i'd just like to point out though
i still really like his work, the talented bastad
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

This^
At least JJ does some sketches for us and so forth. But I'm no artist so I can't say anything
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

and replies
well, sometimes ;D
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

me too
never said I don't like what he does.
Just wish he'd join in a bit as you say.

It'd be nice to know we aren't just thought of as a bunch of dim witted cnuts who are a possible way for him to make a few quid
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

Who?
/Curious

//Hasn't had time to join in for ages!
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

CHOPCHOP

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

Apparently he's someone else
not sure who though :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

ning wagon master!
hows you?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

Grand ta :D
Yourself?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

not too bad pumpkin.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

YOU!!!!!
i demand you be searched for evidence!

*pulls on marrygold*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

*bends*
My evidence is purely internal....apparently
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

heya CW
didja see my 10K?
Hows you?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

Yes and I replied
:D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

\o/

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

SSG, or so I've heard
but more than likely, that could be just rumour
( The Great Architect, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

I think that's nonsense
unless SSG is really into Drumb N Bass
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

It probably is,
I just caught that via the grapevine as it were
( The Great Architect, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

Ditto
:)

It's like the b3ta soap opera this morning :D

'ning archie
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

'ning m'lovely, trust all is well with you...
/noe there's a thought, a B3ta soap opera...
( The Great Architect, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

I could be one of the boring characters
who gets axed after the first few episodes
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

GOD!
it's like an episode of the OC in here!1! What the hell's going on?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

Can I be the one who axes you?
Because you were my long lost twin brother who was sleeping with my wife who is also a romanian spy?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

*gets confused*
ok then!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

*buys axe*

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)

breakcore
he's part of Life4Land.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

Oh,
I never noticed he didn't 'join in'
But his pics are aceness
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

i don't think we're viewed quite like that
more of a free focus group
inhabited by some of the finest talent on teh web

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

*breathes on fingernails*
*polishes them on shirt*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

you might be
I'm just a mouthy gobshite that gets everyones backs up every now and then.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

Which is why we love you!
you have all of teh talent
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

blah blah blah
we'll have none of this self pity nonsense

we all think you're great
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

that gives me the fear

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

good god!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

it's only the internet
you can say what you like

unless it is not what I want to hear and I will HATE you!
;ŹD
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

oh yeah.
I retract all my earlier mis-infromed statements,
and offer up my backside as compensation.
*bends over*
*braces self.*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

*tickles*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

This^
We demand to know!!!!!!!!

Edit:Well I'm none the wiser!
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

don't worry matey its just a quick rant i think.
i really should keep my mouth shut and my fingers still
:(
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

alright trappy!
check the original you'll see the cock was already there i just moved it up a bit!

So bollocks to you
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

:|
ease back fella, getting called comedy names is par for the course round here.
In fact a lot of people will just call people c*** or similar with no other explanation.

I assumed that by calling you a slag my comment would be taken in humour as the chance of you actually being some kind of loose woman who trawls bars for any drunken action she can find was quite remote.

As for saying you'd ruined the artwork, by changing the peach stalk in to a cock I think I was actually correct in a terms of accuracy. But this is only a comment on how good the original artwork is. I'd be a bit of a tit if I found this outrageous and yet continued to inghabit this den of iniquity.

Anyway, If I actually hit a nerve then I apologise.
If your reply was actually in jest like mine, then thats all fine and dandy.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

does anybody know where the toilets are?
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

I've set up a hose pipe
it saves me from missing any rants from idiots on the board.

Oooh look there's one above your post its, oh...
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

:D

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

belm
:)
(SarahBear, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

:) Hehe i meant "bollocks to you" in a nice way
Besides, I do trawl bars looking for drunken action but that is neither here nor there...

You are right tho, it was beautiful artwork before i shat all over it...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

Who doesn't?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)

I don't!
*waits at street corner*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

Peachy

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha
I oved that book as a child, now I know why

I thought peach was cunt, or perhaps arse
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)

d'ya like fruit?
suck on my cock - it's a peach
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

Sid the Sexist at his finest!

( 4dam party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

Sid the sexist 4dam
( Mstandot, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

d'ya like chicken?
try this - it's foul
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

Tits OOOOOOOOOT!
I used to have a sid the sexist video. It was funny when i was younger
( 4dam party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

I fucking love Viz

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

^this^
haven't read it in years tho :(
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

fowl
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

whilst I am aware that the play on words is meant to represent fowl as in chicken
it is equally meant to indicate foul, as in disgusting, hence the play on words. Obviously when you say the line it works properly, but I was undecided as to which of the 'foul/fowl's to actually type, as when spoken out loud it would not matter.

*dies*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

It's hard work, some days, isn't it?

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

Do you like jewellary?
well suck me cock -it's a gem!
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

aah
couldn't remember where it came from, and didn't want to reveal my throbbing ignorance
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

But you still managed to reveal your throbbing member

( 4dam party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

it's difficult to hide

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

is that a soapy carrot?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

looks like a spoon handle to me
or a gone off sausage.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

it's a hot dog sausage
those ones that come in brine or wot not
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

ACTUAL SIZE

( 4dam party, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

what amazing girth

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

I think he's photoshopped it

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

even the soapy scuz dripping from the end?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

no
just the girth
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

cheesy wotsit?

( The Great Architect, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

soapy cheesy wotsit!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

but equally
"She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me...'Take a bite of Peach'."
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

wild at heart
shit film :)
( mictoboy, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

yes
s'alright.

got your last goat porn DVD yet?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

fuck
i totally forgot to thank you
( mictoboy, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

arf!
and woo!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)