I'm shocked and appalled.


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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

ha ha ha!!
SHOCKING!!

:D
*amused*
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

Hahahahahaha
and ha :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

its a conspiracy!
*phones regulatory body*

*gets told I haven't been lucky enough to get through but have been charged £1.50 for the call*
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

*sends junk*
if you would like us to stop sending you junk
please text SCHTOP!! to 800 234 234*


*text wll cost £4.99 plus standard network charge
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

=D
This is great!
Woo!
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

HAhaha
I'm always intrigued by them saying 'watch the news in 2 minutes.'

Do I watch the news for two minutes or do I have to wait for two minutes before I watch the news?
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

Brill!
clicky clicky clicky
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

'ning Mrs. Trellis!
All iconed up I see! Good, good . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

Thats
cockin ace
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

FTW
*click*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahaha!

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

This is superb

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

'ning!

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

late ning
by 'eck it's a busy day :(
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

Purest hummus, sir

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

I like this.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

*click*

( mictoboy, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

clever

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

Are you an electric sheep reference?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

WAYBOAM?

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

My god
this is one of the best compo entries i've seen in a long long time.

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

What's the source for that?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

Spiderman

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Ptarmigan

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

I don't think she slips in source
I think it's a spilt drink ;)
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

*ba dum tish*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha
genius
( Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

this amuses me because its one of the reasons
i never play Monopoly
( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

FU - KING - BRIL - IANT!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahahahaha
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

This compo is producing some ace results.
Woosome!
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

+ A FEW KINGS! 10'S & 1 OR 2 JOKERS!*
[insert obvious "queens on b3ta" remark here]
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

That is brilliant

( Leningrad add me 2 twitter yo: twitter.com/takebacks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

hahaha that's great!
/re-lurks
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

*butterfly nets*

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

*reaches around*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

eep! Haven't had much time to go on b3ta over the last few days
quite random TJ question: What can I use to protect the surface of plastic that has been painted? like a varnish... but every varnish i've seen says it's only to be used on wood. meh.
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

Laminate it

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

*cough*



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

These gifs are just starting to get way to good for me.
*goes & plays in the sandpit again*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

Sorry . . .
just don't eat the sand near where the cat's been


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

my cats breath smells like cat food

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

sounds expensive

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

I use varnish on paintings on canvas and board.
If it doesn't flex then it'll be fine, if it does then it won't (It shouldn't eat the plastic as there is a layer of paint).
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

mmmm
i know from my geeky days
Games workshop do a spray on varnish
(gloss and matt versions)
will be about £4 a can though
although i'm sure you could prob pick up similar for cheaper
in a normal hobby/craft shop
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

Matt Goss version?
C]80S


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

when
will i

will i be famous?
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

might have to try that. Sounds about the ticket.

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

you want plastic varnish!
Paypal me £40 and I'll send you a tin


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

*buys twelvety*

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

proof!

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

Dang!
I was too slow . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

I'm still in two minds about this tartan paint you sent me

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

arf!
woo yay houpla!

best way to start a week!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

I need to state again how great this is.

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

Oh,
that is good you big sexy cunt.
;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

hi cockalorum!
not seen that before!
( Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

*asks the "cockolorum?* question again.*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

It's when you 'woo!' someone's 'woo!'

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

Wooing a Woo causes a rift in timespace
Much like going back in time and killing your dad and making sweet love to your mother.

I don't know why "hi cockolorum" in particular though. I just go "thats a nice woo" to circumvent the whole issue
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

thanks guys!
*feels enlightened*
& drunk too!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

is this from the video
that Walken starred in for Fatboy Slim?
( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

Maybe...

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

hahahahah
i love that video, and i love this too.,
What software did you use?
( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

Flash
(see profile for details)
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)

Danke

( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

hahaha! brilliant!

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

Ahahahaaa! also...
have this


(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)