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# just throw it in the gutter, i'll eat it there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha!
i want to be chicken!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ^ this!

Fucking ace!!!

Im gonna go make me one of those cards right now!


woo and yay Sir Genie-arse!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:51, archived)
# hehe
excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:57, archived)
# /prints off
I'll be needing that
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I need to find a talking one
cos I always ring in my order for mixed kebab, chips and turkish coke.

In fact, I want that now.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)
# excellent
Tag it and send a high res one to Zoo/Nuts, they'll lap it up and send you toys.

oh but change "singnature"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)
# i was going to add more mistakes
but you win for spotting it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# you just put them there to see how many people
actually read the whole gag :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)
# my experiance of kebab shops shows me most can't really spell
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# nor can you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you cnut
dslexics of the world untie
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)
# disco lexus?
i still can't spell that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)
# And maybe
Genghis Khars :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:02, archived)
# haha this is fantastic
could you do a high res one and have it as a link please
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# this is brilliant
have a variety of woos + garlic mayo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# haha turkish can of coke
damn you for making me get that 24 pack of carling!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# meh, i wanted bacardi breezers
single mum juice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:26, archived)
# you want a lot of things mate! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)
# That is fucking ace
I need one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# bindun
these existed in real life 10 years ago.

my mate had one at nottingham uni in 1997, from some student society or something.

still decent though!
(baz, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 4:39, archived)
# I had one as well.
I think Viz might have printed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 7:55, archived)
# ha ha ha, nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# who the f*ck has salad with a kebab?!
You're pissed so all you need is meat, bread and chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# ^this
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# from ages ago:

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Oldie but goodie
The verson I originally saw said 'I would like someone to have my Kebab after my death'
(mungo_spanner, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)