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# I picked this up at an auction
of stuff from Neverland.

cfb
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I was about to say "shopped pictures only"
But this actually made me lol.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# the original is here
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Blimey
that's remarkably well shopped.

I didn't actually notice - I thought it was originally as above.

You've spoilt my fun now.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# That is
beautifully 'shopped.

have a woo
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This ^
Nice one!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ^all^
thank you, it's out of my head now so I can move on.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# 58 inches?
how tall is that? maths at a funfair?
WORST THEME PARK EVER!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# No where near as good as Physics land
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Physics Land is shit...
...apart from the "Quadratic Equation Mountain" ride, of course.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# never go into Quantum land
the 'you are here' maps are very confusing
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Pfft.
Your probability of being here is...
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
thank you for getting it!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *takes tape measure to fairs in future*
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it's good fun* in Disney/Universal
to ask the spotty youth at the ride entrance what the measuremnt is in metric. They start to look scared as if you might be French

edit * maybe Physics land for me next year
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I wonder what happens if you ask about inches in Eurodisney?
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# they will burn your sheep
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I have sheep?
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# they're in the post
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Pfffft...
Made me smile
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Pffft.
Dirty.

(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# How many people know their own height without measuring?
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I've got a twelve inch Pianist...
...but I don't carry him round as a rule.

(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Me
I'm about 5'11. It was worked out with trigonometry.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# If i've never measured how would I know?
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# \o
Me! Me!! Choose me!!! I know!
I am 5'6 or 66" or 1.67m tall!!!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 74 inches!!
:P
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I like the Jebus Juice
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# someone who appreciates subtlety
I wish I'd have come up with a witty height thing as that's what I think people are looking at.
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# arghhhhh!
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i'm gonna throw this down here, since it is not an original idea
It was inspired by Dr Strange's giraffe
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Isn't she lovely.
Who is she?

*readies man-size tissues*
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Alessandra Ambrosio
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Is she
custard?
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# her tits = the power of cheese
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ...after you milk it
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 13:06, archived)