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# Been watching Red Dwarf DVDs this weekend...


1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# that's brilliant!
huge linky thing here

mod edit - don't be a cock. Ta.
Samles edit in reply to 'don't be a cock. Ta. - I wasn't being a cock, i was being a newbie. And still, no, not a n00b. I was trying my best.

mod edit - if an image looks enormous, it is enormous. If people ask/beg you to make it smaller, its really is too big. Use the edit button, link your image. (www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# erm
optimise still images below 50kb please
or link it
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Link. Now.

<------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
the moon

<--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------etc.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
your post
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha#11`
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Bigger.
BIGGER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Troll prick.
WOO for the dwarfness!!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# biggar
BIIIGGARRRS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# its just so fucking big
i think you need to read the FAQ.
welcome to lack. picture fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Oh the horror...
...guess you couldn't make it any bigger? :P
(TaishiCi, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# STOP!
I'M NEW TO THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Then join in next time someone else does it.
B3ta is a school of hard knocks, don't take it too hard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# but...but..
i feel so bullied

i guess it doesn't help that the last 7 years of my life were primarily bullying, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# When you leave the "bullying" will stop.

immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Not on b3ta.
You've just invited everyone to bumrape you by saying that.

Look, you are too keen to be involved and trying too hard to fit in. It's not hard but there are guidelines and the first thing you should know about this place is when you fuck up, you get a raping. We've all had it, you get over it.

Seriously, if you are not just being a troll and want to be part of it then stop posting for half an hour, get a cup of tea and read the faq, read it all then read it again.

Once you are doing things that people don't consider wrong it will be time to bumrape somebody else but if you fuck up, assume the position and take it like a man.

edit:// here is the FAQ
and please read here for tips. www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Learn about file sizes
and we might be your friends, not all of us have mum and dad, or university to pay for internet bandwidth

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# *offers cake*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Shitting crikey! That's a....

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# soup input device!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# you mean
like bread?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ...
Bread! hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Lo mimsylorum
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *blushes*
*Is not quite sure how to take that*

V nice vector, Madame...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# It's like a hi cockalorum
except they're for woos. And this is sort of an anti woo...

*confuses self*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Argh, you FUCK.
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Its a shame
That by its very nature it has to be tagged into another thread. It deserves one of its own :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I truly believe that
you are doing this on purpose. You have been asked time and again to read the faq and then you continue to do things you must know will upset us? It's baffling, or it's your intent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# well
i looked for the thing you told me not to do

and i didn't notice anything about big pictures

DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# You didn't read it very well then, did you?
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize

no one minds a new person, but please, read the faq, hang out here a bit and take time to see what other people are doing.

If you post an image that's about 20 thousand times bigger than everyone elses, and people say you've made mistake, apologise, change it, and carry on. Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Hello God.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Hello
my child.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
#
Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# sorry, but
To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just fucking kill him! Fucking kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, fucking kill him.
Just fucking kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fuckin kill him, kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.

Kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him, just fucking kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.
(Pelle ghola, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# O K . . . .
*looks furtively sideways and fucking bolts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# what if i don't believe in god? hmm? WHAT THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# IT'S HERE IN THE FAQ
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize





(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That IS Super Fab!
/Not worthy!
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# emergency, emergency.
there's an emergency going on

edit: is it just me,or did other people think holly looked dead seksi with the wig on
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Going to brown alert!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Are you absolutely sure, sir?
It does mean changing the bulb...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# yay!
any chance of a 1280 x 1024?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Here you go
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/evelyns_dolly/holl1280.gif
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# awwww
you really are teh lovely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# yeas
but wasn't it worth saying thank you for the resizing?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# yep. fair enough, i'll let it go

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Damn straight he is
He isn't normally that nice to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# shut it you!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Haha
excellent. A while back I considered making a kryton vector and never got around to it. True story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# DrZaarlon Asks:
Is It 20 Light Years or 200,000? He Can't Remember.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# top drawer, that woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# is ace
but now you HAVE to do the bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# True dat!
Maybe another night :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# why does she have to do the bloke ?
its artistic doing the chick, innit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
it's to do with ligitimated homoeroticism
plus us blokes are visual chaps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Seriously awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# beautiful work miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Huspag indeed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 13 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# thats wonderful !
shame about the troll storm
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That
has made my day
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 13 May 2007, 23:24, archived)