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(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I am offended because that
sign is not a 50 foot advertisement to FIND MADDY!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6698215.stm

Jesus Christy, people! I hear NASA's preparing a laser to etch her face onto the moon next month.

(tis very nice though)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Arf
And then several thousand astrologers ring the police shouting "I've found the maddy of which you speak!"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# those kids
look almost interested
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# How
ironic would it be if that giant billboard actually abducted those children? Oh, how we'd laugh!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# THEN who'd be inflating who?
perhaps it is time we were a little more careful of our air-filled counterparts
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
i like the way News of the world is so prominent. Perhaps they could have made that a little smaller so the picture of the girl could be TWICE AS LARGE. Still, as long as people buy the paper after seeing it

/cynic blog
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# if maddie gets found
they might have to capture another child to keep people buying papers.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:50, archived)
# the second it mentioned "heartstrings", i sighed
you can't help but feel the media is just playing on people's emotions now
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I think it's calmed
down a little now, but a couple of weeks back it was like, at every single major sporting event, people were complaining because
they could have used the coverage to broadcast a constant advertisement of her face, or something, which would obviously help.

But they didn't! Those heartless bastards! All that advertising space being used in such a shameful way to advertise products and not missing children.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# been home for the weekend
and on the way to the bus stop today (first time i left the house) saw yellow ribbons everywhere, grandparents live in the parish i live in apparently. yeh it's shit, but she's gonna fall off the front page eventually no matter how hard they try, and that £2.5mil reward should go to the national missing persons' charity rather than whoever "finds" her to help out other families in the same situation
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I feel sorry for
all the other parents whose missing kids haven't had even a sentence of front page coverage in the last month or so
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# exactly
it's not like she's the first and only child to have gone missing, and at the risk of being bastard morbid, past experience tells us there's shit-all chance she'll be found alive
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# i also love
the fact that they seem to have stolen a million from the reward pot, was some of it time dependent?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# It's like some
sort of gameshow to them

"Find the missing child in 72 hours! For every hour after that, you lose £10,000! And you also lose the chance to win a luxury villa"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# i hear that mr boom who lives on the moon
knows where maddie is because of his powerful telescope but isnt telling anyone.

mr boom
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*forwards link to Paedo-finder General*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# "By the power vested in me by a Daily Mail text-vote"
"I name you a PAE-DO-PHILE..."
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# SOMEONE POP IT...
Lets see a four year old go down

(I shall possibly be signing a register by this time Friday).!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# pfffffffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Why has the Pope granted them an audience?
Unless one of their priests has her hidden away, I doubt there's alot he can do.

And yes! What about the fucking thousands of other missing kids!!!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Let's not get totally swept away on a wave of hate
Of course the Pope can't do anything, they don't expect him to. It's about supporting them and making sure they don't feel totally shit.

I mean, for fuck's sake, one of their kids just disappeared. We shouldn't forget that.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Funny
I had photoshop all ready & raring to go when I saw that on Beebnews - bloody good job I checked here too.
I quite possibly saved myself 1.5 million billiseconds.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Woo I live near there
!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)