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[challenge entry] The Ten Condiments


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(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# toppings =/= condiments
but I like the idea you had there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I knew it...
Someone had to pick up on it... well its a food theme isn't it???

Point taken
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# No I think the theme is Creationism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Oops
Not quite what I meant, the theme of my pic is Creationism/Food
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# 5 days?
Well, you get a pound off if we run into 6...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Meat feast please
and dont skimp on the spicy sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yes sir
Eat in or takeaway?
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Table for one please (the larry loner suite will be fine)
and dont put me near any children *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Does that make it "ambrosia"?
have a woo and a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# And thou shall have a vast array of dips,
each more resistant to modern washing techniques than the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Don't remind me...
Many wrecked T-Shirts have resulted from takeaways
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Bizarre
But Domino's? No! Use Papa John's instead!

/yummy battered prawns
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I couldn't find a sauce image...
...punnage that hurts
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Papa John's garlic dip
is pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# it's butter that's gone weird
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Mmm... I'll have a Hawaiian thanks!
*picks off pineapple*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# YAY
Someone else who hates pineapple on pizza!
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I love pineapple on pizza, me
Dixon's Pizza of Choice:

Spinach
Gorgonzola
Pineapple
Anchovies

optional: Firey Jalapenos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *melts*
that sounds divine.

I quite like my homemade bacon, mushroom and sausage pizza. Oh, and my prawn and haloumi one (trust me, it's nice)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# mmm Haloumi
It's like fat bastard grilled chicken fat

(this is a good thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nyumnyumnyum
It's the one thing that I thank evilexcunt for introducing me to.

How's you today, gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I'm doing well, my sweet
I'm going to mosey on down to the canteen in a sec and see which delights are on offer today

How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Arg, your canteen does excellent food.
I'm hungry! Got another 1.5 hours until yummy time though.

*mwa*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# squeaky cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Greeky cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Grilled on sticks with apple slices
Mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# mmm
but without the pineapple - its nice but only with ham
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# i'll have the pineapple!
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Do they sell falafel?
*flicks off chick pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *tries to look innocent*
*breaks out into sweat*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *dons nurse's outift*
*mops brow*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *makes obligatory joke about don wanting his nurses outfit back*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# God, falafel.
I hate chick peas, but I love falafel. Best thing about Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ooo you are a sort...
*chokes chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# olives + anchovies + jalapenos
FTFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Sounds great
Obviously needs a beer to wash it down though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# yes!
Pub?
see you all in 5 minutes - it's my round - what are you all having?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Fosters please
or a G&T
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# make your mind up
which is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Um...err...i'll have...um...
G&T, with ice & lemon (natch)

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# A pint of bitter please
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# local brew do?
OK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I'll go for a G&T please
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# do you need a glass with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Nah, just bring it over in your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# we get calzone in this country?!
Awesome, I love calzone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# mmmm me too
I had a lovely one at ASK a few weeks ago

pizza pasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# It's good for me, as I cannot eat without getting it everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I wouldn't try german calzone..
...last time i got food poisoning
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# did you ask for it in English or German?
Trust me, it usually makes a severe difference to the amount of 'added extras'.

Luckily when I go back to Germany I tend to remember most of my German pretty quickly, so I'm alright, although ask me to speak it now and I'll be shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I asked in german
But it was a little obvious with 40 other english guys shouting at each other on the same table
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fucking Germans, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Stop listing your leet skillz, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ooh I love a nice bit of Italian
Sausage, and can I have a meat feast pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# The Ten Commandments of Chav
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# :D
For sooth, it be-th thine language that doth please me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)