The Ten Condiments


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From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

toppings =/= condiments
but I like the idea you had there.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

I knew it...
Someone had to pick up on it... well its a food theme isn't it???

Point taken
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

No I think the theme is Creationism

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

Oops
Not quite what I meant, the theme of my pic is Creationism/Food
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

5 days?
Well, you get a pound off if we run into 6...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

Meat feast please
and dont skimp on the spicy sausage
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Yes sir
Eat in or takeaway?
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

Table for one please (the larry loner suite will be fine)
and dont put me near any children *shakes fist*
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

pffft!

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Does that make it "ambrosia"?
have a woo and a click!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

And thou shall have a vast array of dips,
each more resistant to modern washing techniques than the last.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Don't remind me...
Many wrecked T-Shirts have resulted from takeaways
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

Bizarre
But Domino's? No! Use Papa John's instead!

/yummy battered prawns
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

I couldn't find a sauce image...
...punnage that hurts
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

Papa John's garlic dip
is pants!
( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

it's butter that's gone weird

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

Mmm... I'll have a Hawaiian thanks!
*picks off pineapple*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

YAY
Someone else who hates pineapple on pizza!
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

I love pineapple on pizza, me
Dixon's Pizza of Choice:

Spinach
Gorgonzola
Pineapple
Anchovies

optional: Firey Jalapenos
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

*melts*
that sounds divine.

I quite like my homemade bacon, mushroom and sausage pizza. Oh, and my prawn and haloumi one (trust me, it's nice)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

mmm Haloumi
It's like fat bastard grilled chicken fat

(this is a good thing)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

nyumnyumnyum
It's the one thing that I thank evilexcunt for introducing me to.

How's you today, gorgeous?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

I'm doing well, my sweet
I'm going to mosey on down to the canteen in a sec and see which delights are on offer today

How's yourself?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

Arg, your canteen does excellent food.
I'm hungry! Got another 1.5 hours until yummy time though.

*mwa*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

squeaky cheese!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

:D
Greeky cheese!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

Grilled on sticks with apple slices
Mmm...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

mmm
but without the pineapple - its nice but only with ham
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

i'll have the pineapple!
Ta
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

Do they sell falafel?
*flicks off chick pea*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

dirty girl

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

*tries to look innocent*
*breaks out into sweat*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

*dons nurse's outift*
*mops brow*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

*makes obligatory joke about don wanting his nurses outfit back*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

God, falafel.
I hate chick peas, but I love falafel. Best thing about Camden.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

Ooo you are a sort...
*chokes chicken*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

olives + anchovies + jalapenos
FTFW
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

Sounds great
Obviously needs a beer to wash it down though
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

yes!
Pub?
see you all in 5 minutes - it's my round - what are you all having?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

Fosters please
or a G&T
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

make your mind up
which is it?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

Um...err...i'll have...um...
G&T, with ice & lemon (natch)

Ta.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)

A pint of bitter please
ta
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

local brew do?
OK
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

I'll go for a G&T please

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

do you need a glass with that?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

Nah, just bring it over in your hands

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

we get calzone in this country?!
Awesome, I love calzone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

mmmm me too
I had a lovely one at ASK a few weeks ago

pizza pasty!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

It's good for me, as I cannot eat without getting it everywhere.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

I wouldn't try german calzone..
...last time i got food poisoning
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)

did you ask for it in English or German?
Trust me, it usually makes a severe difference to the amount of 'added extras'.

Luckily when I go back to Germany I tend to remember most of my German pretty quickly, so I'm alright, although ask me to speak it now and I'll be shite.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

I asked in german
But it was a little obvious with 40 other english guys shouting at each other on the same table
(biohazardwombat, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fucking Germans, eh?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

Stop listing your leet skillz, yo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)

ooh I love a nice bit of Italian
Sausage, and can I have a meat feast pizza?
( Damocles shmamocles, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

The Ten Commandments of Chav

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)

:D
For sooth, it be-th thine language that doth please me greatly.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)