Oh pissI've been collecting matchboxes.
MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!
What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
(MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!
What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
The Neville What what what,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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depends how many do you have?If its more than several million you might stand a chance
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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You could capture the miniature zombies,and store them securely in the matchboxes.
Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
(Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
wheelybird mreee!,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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Use the friction power of the rubbing strip!*looks at above*
I so hope that's my random quote...
(I so hope that's my random quote...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigorone matchbox per zombie will be sufficient
the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
(the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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