this is NOT shite...


SO I'M NOT FUCKING sorry

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

why post it then?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

cos i wanted to...

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

feck off and marry Chris Evans

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

pfft

(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

isn't it obvious....
we're all a bunch of miserable mingebiscuits on here that a n00b feels the need to deprecate their own work when posting because...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

BIGger!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

*waits*
*waits*
ok then...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

you just missed one
it'll be 15 minutes until the next one
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

wha-?!
oh ratscocks!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Yes.
That is shit.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

ha!
not THAT bad...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

PS.. don't listen to these spackers...
i got the joke and its no worse than seeing the same fucking noah's ark idea done and done and done...

I have personally changed my kecks 5 times today due to pissing myself laughing at them all!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

next time
try a gif

i know 26 kb is ok but for this "picture" it's
excessive

btw woo
/edit [scarcasm]
(tubeman trousers, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

TNOAP!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

...

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Abuurrrgt murrnepurr HUURmur turp.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

hahaha

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Gesundheit

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

what is this TOAP?

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

Text On A Picture

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

tnakes on a plane.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

pfft

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

ton't tou tfft tat te.
Tastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

torry

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

Text.
On a picture.

Or possibly a misspelling of a certain shade of grey...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

i see
cheers
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

I thought it was more a shade of beige, if there is such a thing.
More brown.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

So did I...
But Google seemed to give me grey when I searched for it.

Maybe I should get a colour monitor?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

:D
And all four channels on t'telly?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

Yup, makes the snooker even more dull...
"and Higgins step up to try and pot the grey, which should leave him open for a shot on the grey."
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

If this is a 'big bang' joke,
then he should have made it a HUGE file.

/bad advise blog

Or a link, with 'click for big'

/good advise blog
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

i dunno how to do
click for bigger

i wouldn't know how to make a small version in the first place...

/confused
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

See the faq
"How do I post links on the board?"

I tried copy-pasting the text, but guess what: it's turns the instructions into a link :P
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

See the FAQ
"How do I post links on the board?"

"How big can my picture be?"
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Needs more
Grange Hill sausage.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahaha!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

hahaha!!!
i love the fear on their faces!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Ooof! Fearsome finger of offal

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

That's just made me stay in work
and not fuck off early for the day.

I congratulate you for reviving me so.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahah that's great

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

where's the source
its the one where that guy get pummeled with the baseball bat?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

Is that it?
Does it animate eventually?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

yep
keep waiting

it's gonna happen eventually
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

nope
it's just a big bang
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

FP this!
needs more
"...and the something is gone"
(spartacus_mills, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

OMG
Text is a picture!!!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

OMGWTFROFLBBQ!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

i'd love a roflbbq right about now LOL!!1

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

have reggee reggee sauce with that.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

---GNAB!
/short history of the universe blog
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

waits......... waits some more...........
oh.

its a jpg.

...... in other news.... I'm playing with a CNC router and I'm wondering what to make with a piece of wood. Perhaps a big CDC will do ya all?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

Crudely Dovetailed Cock?

( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

a third scale gibson les paul body
so i don't have to
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

Third scale?
You going to make a Les Paul Uke out of it then?

_{Burns are much better than Gibson anyway}
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

yes
i intend to, eventually make a les paul style electric uke
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Why a les paul?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

Awesome...
Are you going to join the Ukelele Orchestra Of Great Britain too, or do you favour a more Jimi Hendrix type vibe?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

Beadle can always find someone else to make it for him

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Stop being horrid everyone
It's within the filesize and an acceptable joke.

Can't we all just get along nicely?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

^ THIS
BY THE FUCKING POWER OF GREYSKULL!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOOWEEEERRRRRRRRRR

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

*unplugs the poooowwwweeeerrrrr to plug a vuccum cleaner in*
oops!
sorry!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

pffft
GREYSKULL
GREYSCALE!


( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

arf!

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

pfffft
was the big bang colourful?

hmmm...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

It was blue.
I've seen it. It's blue.
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

^this
I thought it was funny
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

You are quite right
b3ta is getting ruder and ruder... and I don't mean GOOD rude*.


*SQUIRRELTITS
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

hello
you're doing it wrong
( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

pfft!
Ignore these miserable gits ;)

The only think you have done wrong IMO is announce that you think your pic is shit, but still post it. If you really thoughi it was shit, you shouldn't bother to post it.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

that's pretty much what I thought
posts like these can be funny, but only if the poster BELIEVES! You have to BELIEVE!
( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

haha!
I are liking your thinking thoughts there!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

oh no
i would...

EDIT: but i've edited it, so i believe
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

I think that...
because he said it was shit everyone presumed it was shit and then completely missed the joke thinking there wasn't one.
( Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

Pfft.
Don't tell people your post is shit, you'll only be disappointed when they agree with you.

You should have done a click for bigger, that would have been amusing too.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

I hope I find that in a fortune cookie one day.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

*waits for inflationary epoch*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

and the dirt is gone.
.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

gone there
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Clever!
I giggled.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

Erm er
Text on a background?


( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

ohnoes

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

If DtH did this the sycophants would love it

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Oooooh get you!
tis true though :P
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

to be honest, if any of the regulars had of done it it would be getting better responses

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

yeah
just picked Dave because it's a pun
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

In Obert Skye's Leven Thumps
series of children's books, "sycophant" also refers to a race of small furry creatures whose job is to aid people who have entered Foo.
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)