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Everyone knows that the world was created in the early 20th Century.

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(SignalFailure, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

haha
nice
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tipassoi, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

HIM suck.
Ville Vallo can fuck off, the big fucking girl.

Edit- I forgot to add a woo.

+Woo!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

*feels thick*
*doesn't know what you're talking about*

*nings grumpily*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

'ning!
don't worry, few of us do . . . I got a film critique in answer to one of my puns yesterday . . .
*huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

:D
I didn't have any breakfast today.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

nor me.
or lunch.
as usual.
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Barry Norman?
*relurks*
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The Great Architect, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

'ning Arch!
Didn't he murder Jill Dando?
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Dando, Di & Dodi died

I bet Dido's shitting herself
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Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

:D
office lol
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

*folds arms and taps foot*
www.b3ta.com/board/7303811
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

*holds head in shame*
;)
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The Great Architect, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

don't worry,
we can be thickos together.

DUR!
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

I googled it
HIM appear to be a Finnish rock band and Ville Valo I am guessing is some bloke out of it, although in the pics that google spewed out he does look a bit of a girl it must be said.

I feels edumicated now.

*does hard sums*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

aw
i'll be thick on my own then.
*drools*
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

wait!

*waterproofs*

carry on
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

*droooooooooooooooooools*

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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

All the little girls fancy him.
The only good thing about him is he has an ace tattoo. That's IT.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

As a mate of mine memorably said about that Brett bloke out of Suede
"Irresistably androgenous?!! FUCKING BENDER MORE LIKE!"
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

:D
Manwife's name is Brett. It's German for plank.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

But not the one out of Suede hopefully
or I have just committed a terrible faux pas

;)
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Fuck no.
My Brett's about twice the size every which way, with dreadlocks down to his arse and a neck like a bull.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

...rush

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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Excellent band.
What?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

neck like a bullrush
i was making a funny, see?
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Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Well you were trying to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Rush Are good
what about 65 days of static?
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

I'm unsure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

anderson once said
'i feel like a bisexual that has never had a homosexual experience'

which, roughly translated, means 'i am a fey twat, with a face most people would never tire of punching'
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mictoboy, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

^this
but with more whiney voice
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

This^

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Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

pffft
that's brett anderson to a T!
(prostheses, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Bah
Men should be manly. Girly men should be sent into the woods to fight bears until they come back manly or dead. which ever occurs first
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Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

imagine
if every fey git went to the woods and came back Manley...we'd be overrun...
(prostheses, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

But the world would be better off because of it
my money is still on the bears though
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Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

One Manley's quite enough thank you.
If I need another faecocentric Aryan hawaiian, I shall let you know!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

or play this game:
everything2.com/index.pl?node=modern%20mayan%20slaughtercomb
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The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

reply
His
Infernal
Majesty

as they were formely know

pseudo depressing semi goth Scandinavians

I actually like some of their stuff and possess an album
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

*excommunicates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

boo1 *sobs*
I listen to all sorts of rock

what about Within Temptation?
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Bleeeeurgh.
Get thee to an ISIS record.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

ISIS?
*edit* what about dodgy 80s American hair metal?

I love that
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Nah, 'post metal' (I disagree with that term on principle)
type in oceanic next to it. or SGNL 05.

They. Are. Epic.

Or Peeping Tom- Mike Patton's new thing- it's like sexual chocolate music. Plus it has Norah Jones on it calling someone a motherfucker in a very sexy way.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

i quite like richard stilgoe

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mictoboy, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

*googles*
He looks like a friendly chap. Are you lovers?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

you had to google RIchard Stilgoe?
for shame!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

I'm a 22 year old girl.
I recognise the guy (probably off Countdown), but I'm far too busy being young and having fun.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

bah humbug
kids today

get off my lawn

besides - don't you own a house now? that makes you officially old
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

FLAT
I own a FLAT
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

I'll just pretend I didn't spazz all the way back down here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha
it was a cartoon in private eye many years ago.
a few people in a pub with big logos on their tshirts for rock bands, and one lad in the corner with 'i quite like richard stilgoe' on his

i made myself lol when i typed that reply :(
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mictoboy, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

In terms of percentage, how like your dad are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

what about Skellern?
/used to work in Easy Listening section of HMV blog
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

ahhhh....
rightyo.
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

and the guy that Bam Margera bums on a regular basis

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HappyToast sorted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Aye.
Bam Margera's a little cock anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*grumps ning'lilly*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

'ning mon capitan
n
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

Ningles lovie!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

lovie!
ooer!
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ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

They are fucking awful.
I'm glad we can agree again after yesterday's MBV / BFMV debacle.
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

:D
I'm so sorry!

Last night I mainly listened to Gok Wan being lovely on How to Look Good Naked, and Iron Butterfly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

i don't understand that programme
what the fuck does a gay bloke know about a lady looking good naked? :)
plus it's really badly edited
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mictoboy, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Well he manages to make them all look lovely.
And I like him, he's nice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

he looks like a 1960s woman....

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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

He's gay
and a stylist.

What were you expecting- George at Asda?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

It's basically an excuse to see a gay man copping a feel
of ladies with no self confidence.

If the same were true in reverse, all I'd need to be confident would be getting felt up by a lesbian, who used terms like:

"Yeah, really make the most of that knob"
"You've got beefy mobs, make sure the birds can really see 'em"

I find the whole thing somewhat disconcerting.
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

I don't think it's for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

Au contraire...
I quite like it...

They should do one for men, though I'm sure he'd tell me to stop wearing massive T-Shirts and try a nice suit or something...
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

poor MBV
one of those apparently fantastic bands I never understood
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

It just takes time...
I was the same, then one day it just clicked...
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

yer - I've given it a good 15 years :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Fair enough...
I know when to leave it :)
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha
yep - maybe you have a point
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

ning Capn
how's your book doing?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

I'm at the end of chapter two
And just realised the ENTIRE THING is self contradictory, so I'm rewriting plot points 3-7.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Yes they do

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mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

I liked one HIM album
But the rest were just wank
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

he's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got....
arf!
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pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

Yay for happy clappy primary school hymns
(actually no, I hated school hymns which has continued into adulthood in the fact that I dread church weddings and funerals)
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

...
~~Hands~~ Pance!

EDIT/ YAY!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

this^
and also do teeny weeny writing, italics and other clever stuff in replies.
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

I can do teeny weeny writing..
like this
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

...
¡uʍop ǝpısdn puɐ

http://www.pzyko.de/textflip/

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

show off.
ʎɐʎ
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

me too

look

strike through is "s"
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bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

<s>text</s> = striketrhrough ... same with and and and so on

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

~~what, like~~ this you mean

i'm going to write this down cos i'll forget
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Or you can use or for some fun effects...
Woo^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^o}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

eh?
_Testing...

^Testing...
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

LIKE-THIS
^{L^{I^{K^{E^{-^{T^{H^{I^S}}}}}}}}
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Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

blimey
this is all getting too much for me now
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's nevah too much...
_{W_{h_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{._{._{._.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
(Deep-Sleep, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

<s></s>
for strikethrough
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

is that
an early 20th century atlas? ;)
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Mushroom, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Well spotted
ya big pedant you
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Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)