a quick bit of name calling


From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

yip - straight from the
Big Book of 'cos I Said So
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

aceness
im sure we can allow a little bit of immaturity in

i was wondering earlier, how much RAM does a ram have.....
( wjh31, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

M RAMTOP no good

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

D - BREAK - CONT repeats

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

Scroll?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

n

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

Scroll n scroll n scroll n
Rawhiiiiiiiide!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

pfft
*gives it some 'press J' and some ""*

oh my god, I never even owned one of the damn things and I can remember that

*runs screaming*
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

shag his missus and find out

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

and how many mice does a mouse have

( mictoboy, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

and how many monitors does a monitor lizard have?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

how many houses does a fly
er, fly?
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

Me?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

OooooOOOOOOoooh, handbags
;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

Dude!
You've put on weight...

*edit* holy moses filesize
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

Ahhhh, I love their face handles.
He needs a book.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

What confuses me
is how all evolutionary diagrams use images of monkeys in their current state of evolution. Whereas their current state is the pinnacle of their species in the same way we are at ours.

Surely monkeys in man's evolution diagrams should be even more regressed?
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

They can't do that
Liam Gallagher would sue.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

That's bigger than a big thing having a fat day!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

No it isn't,
it's just really close.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

Ah the close filesize:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

lummy, I thought it was just all JJs cartoons slowing the board down

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

It's amazing how some creationists are theoretically clever
Proper scientists an' that.

In other news, good afternoon everyone.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

'lo Pachey!
'lo b3ta!
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

'lo vinos

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

KW!
I haven't ruffled you for ages!

*ruffles*
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Argh
*is all fuzzy now*
*licks paws*
*pats down fuzz*
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

hello auntie!!
i don't suppose.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

NO!
I saw her first!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

Lovely picture, ta
I shall get around to vectoring as soon as I get a chance!
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

lovely?
you mean grotesque shirley?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

Well, you might have smiled a BIT
but it's not too horrendous if I turn down the saturation to cope with the ginger ;)
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

=)
thats the photo aphex and laird dave vectored too.
i saved it from some pictures i sent to freebs for my portrait!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Stop it

(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

eh?
what?!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

Lo lovely!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Where's my hello?
*jealous*
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

I've got a spare
Hello!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

Hello David

(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

lets see this picture then.
so i acn see what all the fuss is about!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

Didn't I hello you earlier?
I swore I saw you.

I'm sorry kitten! *glomps and a big MWA* Hello!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

No
But the glomp makes up for it.

*enjoys*
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

I am yours to enjoy
Like an eclair. Or a day at the zoo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

AN ECLAIR AT THE ZOO!
*dies happy*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

So I eat you or stare at you in a cage?
/confused
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

*imagines Pachey eating the Captain*
*dies of over-excitement*
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)

:D
It was a quote from Black Books!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

'lo sexy Captain!
*glomps*
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Ooooh!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Do you have any links to theoretically clever
proper creationist scientists?

Good afternoon. :)
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

yup
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Behe

He wrote a book called 'Darwin's Black Box', in which he says (summarising) : "It's too complicated to understand, so it must be God".
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Ta.
Should make entertaining reading.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

He's got 9 children!
Interesting link, ta.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

I think I read about one in New Scientist
I've also met a scientist who thought you could catch gay.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

It's true!
I caught gay once. I'm better now though.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

pfft
just a touch of gay then? Nothing too heavy
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Like Duane T Gish?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

'lo Pachey!
*hugs*
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

Hi honey
Thank you for the wonga. :)

Do let me know if you're able to pop by and see us on Sunday. I will be wearing a tram smash of an outfit.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

ooo bloody hell
I'd love to but it's my grandparents diamond wedding anniversary and there's a big do on.

Will there be pictures? :)
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

Well you can't miss that
Yes, there will be pictures.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

there's a news story about
how we may have evolved walking in trees, so I wanted to alter the lineup image, so that they were all walking off a branch that starts on the left and narrows to the right.

haven't got the time or talent, though...
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)

I think you'll find that's
"walking into trees" and they all died out.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

I think you'll find that trees are still with us!
"hahahahahahaha"

*cries*
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Arf!
(Teresa who?)
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

Aquatic ape theory FTW!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

:)
I read that, it's about Orangutans who also walk upright and how chimps evolved to scuttle on all fours innit
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

God, over the last 4,000 years,
planted "evidence" of evolution to
test our ability to accept creationism.
/shit stirring.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

So god is a sadistic wanker?
makes sense
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

There's more evidence for that
than for anything else.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

surprised this hasn't been done
:)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

arf

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

WOO!
for that i'm going to prost this image.


( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)