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[challenge entry] a quick bit of name calling

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yip - straight from the
Big Book of 'cos I Said So
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# aceness
im sure we can allow a little bit of immaturity in

i was wondering earlier, how much RAM does a ram have.....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# M RAMTOP no good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# D - BREAK - CONT repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Scroll?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Scroll n scroll n scroll n
Rawhiiiiiiiide!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# pfft
*gives it some 'press J' and some ""*

oh my god, I never even owned one of the damn things and I can remember that

*runs screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# shag his missus and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# and how many mice does a mouse have
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# and how many monitors does a monitor lizard have?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# how many houses does a fly
er, fly?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# OooooOOOOOOoooh, handbags
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Dude!
You've put on weight...

*edit* holy moses filesize
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Ahhhh, I love their face handles.
He needs a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# What confuses me
is how all evolutionary diagrams use images of monkeys in their current state of evolution. Whereas their current state is the pinnacle of their species in the same way we are at ours.

Surely monkeys in man's evolution diagrams should be even more regressed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That's bigger than a big thing having a fat day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# No it isn't,
it's just really close.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ah the close filesize:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# lummy, I thought it was just all JJs cartoons slowing the board down
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# It's amazing how some creationists are theoretically clever
Proper scientists an' that.

In other news, good afternoon everyone.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# 'lo Pachey!
'lo b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# 'lo vinos
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# KW!
I haven't ruffled you for ages!

*ruffles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Argh
*is all fuzzy now*
*licks paws*
*pats down fuzz*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hello auntie!!
i don't suppose.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# NO!
I saw her first!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely picture, ta
I shall get around to vectoring as soon as I get a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# lovely?
you mean grotesque shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Well, you might have smiled a BIT
but it's not too horrendous if I turn down the saturation to cope with the ginger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# =)
thats the photo aphex and laird dave vectored too.
i saved it from some pictures i sent to freebs for my portrait!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Stop it
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# eh?
what?!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Lo lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Where's my hello?
*jealous*
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I've got a spare
Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hello David
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# lets see this picture then.
so i acn see what all the fuss is about!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Didn't I hello you earlier?
I swore I saw you.

I'm sorry kitten! *glomps and a big MWA* Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# No
But the glomp makes up for it.

*enjoys*
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I am yours to enjoy
Like an eclair. Or a day at the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# AN ECLAIR AT THE ZOO!
*dies happy*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# So I eat you or stare at you in a cage?
/confused
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *imagines Pachey eating the Captain*
*dies of over-excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :D
It was a quote from Black Books!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# 'lo sexy Captain!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Do you have any links to theoretically clever
proper creationist scientists?

Good afternoon. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yup
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Behe

He wrote a book called 'Darwin's Black Box', in which he says (summarising) : "It's too complicated to understand, so it must be God".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Ta.
Should make entertaining reading.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# He's got 9 children!
Interesting link, ta.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I think I read about one in New Scientist
I've also met a scientist who thought you could catch gay.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# It's true!
I caught gay once. I'm better now though.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# pfft
just a touch of gay then? Nothing too heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Like Duane T Gish?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# 'lo Pachey!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hi honey
Thank you for the wonga. :)

Do let me know if you're able to pop by and see us on Sunday. I will be wearing a tram smash of an outfit.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ooo bloody hell
I'd love to but it's my grandparents diamond wedding anniversary and there's a big do on.

Will there be pictures? :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Well you can't miss that
Yes, there will be pictures.
(Pachey, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# there's a news story about
how we may have evolved walking in trees, so I wanted to alter the lineup image, so that they were all walking off a branch that starts on the left and narrows to the right.

haven't got the time or talent, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I think you'll find that's
"walking into trees" and they all died out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I think you'll find that trees are still with us!
"hahahahahahaha"

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
(Teresa who?)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Aquatic ape theory FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :)
I read that, it's about Orangutans who also walk upright and how chimps evolved to scuttle on all fours innit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# God, over the last 4,000 years,
planted "evidence" of evolution to
test our ability to accept creationism.
/shit stirring.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# So god is a sadistic wanker?
makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# There's more evidence for that
than for anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# surprised this hasn't been done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# WOO!
for that i'm going to prost this image.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)