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[challenge entry] My firstest post, I feel all funny 'down there'...
I feel all funny 'down there'...Made ages ago because ASDA have clearly been watching the dynamic duo:

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Ha!
ain't seen the Jams in weebl's stuff for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Saints PRESERVE us . . .
another n00b who knows what he's doing! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# i am scared
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Are we being replaced?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# check your palm
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THERE'S NOTHING THERE! *runs around in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *attaches dynamo*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# get posting.
I want to see you on the stats board and I want that to be your random quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Black spot!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *looks for triforce*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# WE'RE BEING OUTSOURCED!
to B3ta N00bs Ltd
"Quality Users at Low, Low, Low Prices Guaranteed. Buy One Get One Free, I said Buy One Get One Free, or my name's not going on the tin"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# DAILY MAIL SAYS SEND BACK POLISH N00BS!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# SEND EM BACK TO POLONIUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Diana was a murder!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
I don't quite know why, but I love that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# he's part double glazing salesman, part circus ring leader
or is it ring master?

what are they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Part Bill Bailey
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Part Troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Last night I dreamed I was mates with Bill Bailey
and I'd never made the connection, until one day we were at a bus stop and he kept getting hassled for autographs

/minutiae of my brainwrongs blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# if you were
I'd have begged you to get me a meeting with Dylan Moran by now.

Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that's a nice dream.
I dreamed I was playing Fable all night.

felt really crap this morning. I may as well have actually stayed up all night playing Fable. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# He scares me
So very very much. Why would him shouting at me while pushing windows over make me want to buy one?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Very much this!
He gives me more shitting fear than Linda fecking Barker! *shudders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Tesco value b3ta?
the horror...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# You can have
10 points for the pun :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Mama mlade me do it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# That, sir,
is unforgiveable.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# There's no such thing as an unforgivable pun!
*puts fingers in ears*

LA LA LA LA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# He's correct, actually

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *spangs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# you're getting way too much practice
with that spanging pan!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# We all feel funny "down there".
It's what "down there" is for.

You are talking about the cellar, right?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I don't want to know about Hat's 'down there'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ninja'd.
Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oh . . .
*puts them back on all disappointed*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# You've really got to let those clowns free sometime.
You might make it into the news.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha lo' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)