Monkey Monkey Monkey!
* Edit: I'm so chuffed my little collection inspired this challenge. But I'm even more excited at the possibility that my dream of an Internet Monkey Database may one day come true

I did these ages ago as part of an abitious project to mirror the entirity of IMDB, but with monkey connections to each film. A kind of Internet Monkey Database, if you will. Or more like what would happen if monkeys ruled Hollywood.

Anyway, a few years on and only thus many completed, I have to admit premature defeat and so share with you the shattered wreckage of my dreams, the foundations of simian greatness, the possibility of ape-like triumph. Things could have turned out so differently.

Of course, if anyone wants to take up the baton ... well, then you are a braver and more nobel soul than I.













































From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

Now THAT is an epic post

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

Looks more like
every entry in a worth1000 compo to me.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

hmmmm, perhaps links to them may save people internets?
they still haven't all loaded here.....
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

still loading

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

few more...

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

and we're done
very nice, if a little close to half a meg in total
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

fuck me hitting F5 is a mistake!
still like the ape fear one though
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

yeah...
at least you're not making a big deal out of it or anything...
(juanito, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)

No!
They are all quality posts!
( Letum Spack Monkey, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

linking them wouldn't make them any less good....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

so spread them out over 20 posts perhaps?

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Nah
The 50 post massive attack is a condensed humour bomb .. more people should do this to save waiting and diffuse boredom between posts!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)

blimey
that's a lot of pictures

but they are all good (well mostly)
(pdjpdj, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

phew!!
my scrolling finger has cramp now!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

Thats possobly the longest post i've ever seen
fine collection of monkeys non the less, woo!
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

good lord
that's a post and a half!
( Mushroom, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

woo!
someone's going to bitch at you about total-size-of-all-those-files but ignore them. This is worth it.

I salute your incredible persitence.

(p.s. may be worth linking/thumbnailing though)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

waiting.....waiting....waiting....lost interest. Goodbye.

( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
come back!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

^Everything he said

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

bloody hell
that is ace

have you seen Sunburnt Tiger's fish epic?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

I am speechless
Why didn't you post them when you made them!?
( in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

It wouldn't be an epic monkey post then

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

22 individual sachets of Woo-Sauce!
Do you like primates then?
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

That is fantastic.
Don't give up, please.
(Sticky Label, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

anyone
getting arsed about size needs to realise this is why Darwin invented teh internets. This post and porn.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

Fuck! Yes!

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

these are very good
if a bit long
*mousewheel starts smoking*
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha!
armagibbon - excellent stuff
( mutated monty, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

Cocking ace!
I bow at your feet/paws
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

Macaque to the Future
is my favourite. WOO!
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)

These are ace! well mostly!
There should be a compo of this, then your site would be complete!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I suggested it
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post88056/

You lot need to click like this
(Sticky Label, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

Widen it up to animals
And I'll vote for it
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

bloody hell
they are all good - have a woo for each and two yays to share amongst them!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

armagibbon!!!
haha! genius!
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

macaque to the future!

( saltygoodness wasn't doing his job at, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Absolutely superb!
Dont give up, this is a quest worth pursuing!
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

Yeh, sorry for the size
I did make smaller versions of them for this board.

But for all the kind words, thank you - wow, I didn't know monkeys were still so fashionable. It almost makes me want to carry on the Internet Monkey Database. Almost.
(Tarka_the_Frotter, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

monkey overload!
woo
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)

Ha ha
Quality mass posting but you forgot...

( Royalle, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahaha
macaque to the future has to be my favourite
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)

that's totally awesome
well done!
( Milkman Dan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)

I see Demi Moor
hasn't changed much :)
Nice
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

Should have done
12 monkeys to save you some time ;)

*clicks*
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)

I like
the gibbons best. :)
([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)

One I made earlier...

( meathelmet, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)