Ninjas part 3 - the last one*
*Until the next one!

Previously Ninjas 2....
Previously Ninjas 1....

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

Arrrgh nooooo!
Poo beats all :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

aha!
but working in a hospital has inured me against poop and blood and sick and wound effluent etc...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

*bokes*
what about snot and phlegm?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

*nonplussed*
the only thing that bothers me acutally is skin flakes.
the big bits that look like dried onions!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

ooooooh it's a keeper!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

:D
Save myself for myself
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

how abou no
you crazy dutch bastard!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

you're not going to put that skin in your mouth are you?
you did.
thats just gross...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

can i paint his yoo-hoo gold?
it's kinda my thing...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

there's only two things in this world that i hate,
people, that are intolerant, of other peoples cultures..
and the Dutch!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

yeah but it all accumalates ant the bottom end of air matteressesssess
meaning it probaly came from hard dead skin off their feet...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

^ what he said

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

is your username dutch?
or is it clockwork orangey?
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

t'is clockwork orangey
too orangey for crows!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

mission accomplished...
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

The only thing that gets me really is puke
I can deal with it, but it still makes me want to run to another room, I've just learned to handle it

Edit: though oddly enough that doesn't apply to myself or loved ones, the idea of someone seeing my shit mortifies me.

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Check the re-mix, i think you'll really dig it
www.b3ta.com/links/New_Swedish_Game_Show_Make_Me_Puke
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

kittens!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

i'll keep that in mind.....
;)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

The sight doesn't bother me
but the smell makes me quail
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

Aye, this
Cleaning it up doesn't thrill me though, as it's usually off of carpet
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

what, your shite?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

:-X
Best to let it go hard and crumbly and the vac it up. UGH!
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

Not an option where I work :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

UGH!
Though snot and phlegm is my kryptonite
Just the thought makes me bokey
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

there there
i won't let it get you!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

It's hiding under me bed!
*fears*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

*sighs*
i'll go check..
AIIIEEE!!!!

yup, it's there alright...
you'd better sleep in my bed tonight...
;)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

:-O
;)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

What about the smell of theatres?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

Mrs T!
greets!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Greets!
How's things?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

fairly shitty
my foot hurts
and it's COLD

how are your .. er ... things?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Passed my driving test on Tuesday :-)
Also cold, but the dog's curled up on my feet, so that's good. What have you done to your foot?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

Oooh congratulations
I fell off my bike on Saturday and broke it. I am all sorts of funny colours all over.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

Oh hon!
*glomps*

All in plaster and everything?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

no
just strapped up - nothing too serious really
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

*still thinks you should seek the opinion of a medical professional*
*is keeping quiet about what he thinks*

*gentle foot safe smoosh*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

shhh you!
*smooshes back through codeine haze*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

>:|
you should take better care of yourself though...

*stops mothering you*

let's go and play with matches and do nawty
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

I know
I really should

I should wrap up warm and eat hearty soup and fresh vegetables and do yoga and feed my mind with fine literature and sweet musics.

But I don't. I'm a shabby drunken tart.

*sexes clumsily*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

I wouldn't go that far
but having a broken foot put in plaster so the bones don't set how ever the fuck they feel like setting leaving you premanently hobbled for the rest of your life... that'd be a good first step, if you'll pardon the pun.

But what the bleeding chuff do I know. I like my tarts shabby and drunked it turns out.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Don't buy that medical establishmant bullshit, man
Nature knows best, yeah?

*Neils*

:P
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

it really really fucking doesn't
not at everything anyway...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

You are just so square!
It's fine - I've only cracked one of them metatarsal things - I can run it off in the second half
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

I'm not square.
meany
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

no, you're not
You're hip.
If it wasn't for this damn foot I'd frug with you right now!
;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

oh no!
how long will you be out of action for?
will you still get to go to goa?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

nothing on the face of this earth will stop me going to goa
if I ever get the cash

:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

eep
get well soon and that
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

thank you
:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

i quite like the smell in theatres after they've been useing the diathermy

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIiiiii Love the smell of cream cheese
IIIIIIIIIiiiii love the smell of your knees,
IIIIIIIIIIiiiiii love the smell of David Bowie's car keys, so, come on let's have a look at it, come along now, let's have a sniff of it, come along now let's have a little bit moo-oo-re!

hello Mrs. T
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

just me on that one then
*looks around at all the no one looking at him and his outburst of song*
*slowly edges towards the door while no one is lookling*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

damn you!
i've been trying to remember some of those little songettes all week!

oh, and bye ;)
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Mmmm...
Wound effluent...

I'm hungry now.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

=D

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)