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# THERE! How's THIS you complacent asses?!
-no image-
SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU?! FUCK!
(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# someone hasn't had their coco pops this morning


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# ning Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Haha
'ning HT

und
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I have
this thread better not get more than 20 replies becuase it is soooo annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'ning
I didn't. But I had delicious homemade braided bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# i had eggs on bread
because that's all the food i have
and i have no keys to my front door so i cant go shopping, i've run out of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *lobs a pint of milk throughTuTTs window*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# if only you lived near a cow with really long teats
you wouldn't have to go out to get milk, you could have your own fresh supply draped through the window

*ponders patent*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *beats nibus to it*
New Udder-Stretchers™ from Freebs Industries

Ideal for Monday morning milk delivery through the window satisfaction.

*Cow Not Supplied
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
how much are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i'll charge 11p
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# DEAL!
ha ha ha sucker
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ningles
The Toasty book of Zombiage II arrived:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# cock
piss off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# PMS ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I hope you're all happy now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# re:
I hope they are too!
Cause I am fucking DONE! Game over man. Game
over!
If they wanna be nitpicky twunts that's fine!
(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ?
'ning strangely irate person
'ning all!

Game over, maaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ello Debts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ello
*cheery wave*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'Ning Debs
How's it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# It's OK ta Mrs T
*super-mecha-lesbo-smoosh-time*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# moooorning
what film is it with the "game over man! game over!" ?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Google say 'Aliens'?
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Indeed...
Bill Paxton says it... his finest moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'ello
i need smooshing today
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# whyso?
Don't you always need smooshing?

*special-sexy-phexy-SMOOOOOOOOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# i need extra smooshing today though
www.b3ta.com/board/7663221
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# WTF?!!!!
How the holy pissing Mary did they manage to do that?

Why would you reformat for a domain time sync issue?

How can you lose data from 2 locations simultaneously whilst not using your PC?

I hate IT folk and I hate computers, and I am one. Erm.

*SMOOOOOOOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# i don't know how they done it
but they did

hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# poor love
*embraces*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# will you marry me?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Only if we can have a Discordian wedding
with(/out) hotdogs and multi-Popes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# DEAL! :)
fnord
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Aliens
It's where Hudson (Bill Paxton) is a little pessimistic about the Marines' chances
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you posted two images that were almost 3 times the size that they are supposed to be
nobody was very harsh really

why are you so angry? it's no big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# take it easy
we are all nice and friendly here. No need to get agitated. It's all just a misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# what makes this more of a shame is zerodin's an old timer
not a, doesn't know any better, noob.

shame because the images were fine and dandy, just tad big.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# true this
and is not that there was any massive cunting in the fuck going on. I've seen n00bs taking the heat much netter than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yup
*ooo what does this ingnore button do?*

EDIT renews deleted glees at Zombies II
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# oooh not seen that before
is it like ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Sorta. I pressed it
Now the computer won't do what I tell it to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# and again, i *sigh* because i've only just managed to buy the 1st book
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Awww
Well I can only begin to tell you how much better page 4 is than any other page:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# twat: have this. You're so good you get it one day ahead


just so that you know why you are a cunt (and what pisses people off):
-2 massive images posted within a minute
-thread deletion
-imageless thread

and we werent't even being nasty to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Anger leads to hate, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

dont stress. Just get it right, it's not difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# we need more of this
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# you're just too fluffy for this world on a monday morning :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# it's because i'm too busy crapping my pance to get angry
*cowers in a dark corner*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# O_O
what's wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# first day back at uni
but i'm too scared to go out and it's really rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hmmm
what are you particularly scared of?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i'm agoraphobic
all sorts of things really, today things are a bit more than i can cope with
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# aaaaw, shucks, I didn't know that
hope you're feeling better tomorrow.

I only get angry in a crowd sometimes ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Alllllllllllll of this
Anyone else want an axe?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# yes please
*sprays himself abundantly*

*picks up hot chicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# NO!
No after this post, I've had it!
It's always been SOMETHING.
"Oh you used a font I don't like!"
"It's too brown!"
"It's too this!"
"It's too that!"
Almost never a comment that has to actually do with the image.
Eat more fucksocks, I'm out of here!
(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'too brown'?
can you repost that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7663224

but you're somewhat entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Too angry
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# is this a flounce?
it's a monday morning, far too early to really be bothered about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# oh dear
she finally left you then?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Hey, I just typed out an amusing rendition of the lumberjack song
for your terminator-lumberjack image that I liked.

I changed some of the words and everything.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
that is really rather a shame. if only you'd have optimised the images as you were politely asked to do.
there was no need to throw your toys out of the pram.
shame.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# *keeps tossed tellytubby*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Someone's lost thier teddy bear.
Bet your dad's fucking it right now :D

/completely-random-abuse-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# use the save for web option in photoshop
just save for web and change the image size under the image thingie on the menu bar thing
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# oh, someone is a testy cunt this morning
did mummy not have your cocopops ready for you this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# ning late arse
See Toasty's comment

btw - ace shading on the head, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# ta!
i logged in from home friday night to see.

did a splendid andrew pic last night, but it too good for here and will be included into the new 2008 Calendar. (currently in production)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# You omitted

and
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Cunt off back to your Coco Pops, you fucking pisscrane.
Needlessly harsh. It's Monday, though, so bollocks to it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# How did I miss this?
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ^This
FUCKSOCKS.
I wish I was here for that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)