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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

Hahaha

Better than drawing filth for free.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

Ha ha! He's got a cob-on

UNDER THE DESK.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

haven't we all?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

^This^

Hard!

(duck Quack !, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

I have a SEMIllion cHARDONay....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

*fluffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

I have 3 pairs of

safety boots under my desk. And a cob on.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

SFW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

i've only got one pair...

and i'm wearing them..

and a cob on.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

I do love your sense of timing JJ

The expressions and the actions all add to a joke, making sometimes unextraordinary things amusing

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

Comedy is timing.....

....and pies.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

Mmmmmmmm, pie

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

lots of them

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

How can you have timing in a cartoon strip?

It's a random access thing; people can read it as fast or as slow as they wish, in whatever order they wish.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

I'm not sure how it works

but frame 3 definitely counts as comic timing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

I ain't got no timing... I ain't go no timing...

I ain't got NO timing

Now THAT's timing :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

There are subliminal messages in the strip to tell you how long to look at each frame.

Tsk!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

Ah.

At last, a technical explanation rather than a declamation of my theory.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

Happy to help..

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)

If you read it fast or slow

you are still reading relative pauses assuming you read it all

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

that's not a pen he's holding

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

stiffy saveloy?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

not now thanks

I'm full

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

gaah

I'm always last in the queue

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

we call you 'The Shunter'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

*resists far too obvious comedic response*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

has anyone got a tissue

my nose is running

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

ohh!

i haven't had a nice savaloy in years!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Did you get the pox, or something?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

not that I'VE ever noticed....

*scratches*

*scratches some more*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

have you not got the cork out yet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

*strains*

not quite...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

Still want to be snuggled up with dressing gown and the mug

Love her expression in the last frame :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

^Still this...

though less so than yesterday do to ingestions of Hot Chocolate...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

Mmmm, could really go for some of that right about now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

I had hot chocolate this morning

it was yum.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

Mmmmmmm, may have to get some G&B's on the way home

*craves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

green & black's?

best of all the organic chocolates!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

that stuff is the bollocks.

You don't even have to bother mixing it with hot milk, it's delicious enough on a spoon straight out of the jar.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

Not tried their hot chocolate yet

But I think I may now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

It's not far off

being just a jar of chocoolate shavings. Easily the best of all the hot chocolates. Definitely try a spoonfull while you're waiting for the milk to heat up.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

I will bear that in mind, thanks :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

my co-b3tan/worker has some aero hot chocolate...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

*pops a couple of quid in the post*

There you are m'dear, get yourself a hot choc with that....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

A couple of quid?

Such riches!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

that's London hot choc for you....

But best is when it's not all mixed, and you can run your finger aruond the dregs and get thick choco-sludge...

That's just me isn't it...

*shames*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

god, no

choco sludge is king of all* the food-related dregs!

*with the possible exception of the bits at the bottom of a chicken and mushroom pot noodle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

This is why I love B3ta.

*feels among own kind*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

Ooh! Watch where you're feeling!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

Feh.

Being curled up in a duvet with the window slightly open so you can hear the rain is faaaaaaaaaar more relaxing…..and is exactly what I did yesterday after a soggy ride home :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

^this^

i love the rain

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

Sounds like bliss

Love a good rainstorm - though not so much when I'm out in it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

why

was your ride home soggy? did you have a little accident?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

i have the sun directly in my eyes as i try to concentrate on the screen

you couldn't find my pupils with a microscope

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

pffft

The look on arts face...
Not quite as amusing as washing that car in pant was though.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

are they going to get their freak on

following the events previously?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

yay!

I tried to draw a yiff creature again, it went wrong.

Boat boet bøæt

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

ARGH!!!!

how much?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

it costs about 33p an hour to run

but it's well worth it for all the nutritious juices

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

i love your drawings

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

what I lack in style I make up in impending sectioning :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

What in the name of Mike?!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

Mike has a lot of answer for

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

That looks like good fun

for any household pet.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

New from JML

Available in a range of household pet sizes, from Gerbil to Giraffe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*calls RSPCA*

*Hangs up, unable to explain*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

it's just to stop the animals pooping on the carpet

it's nothing to do with... well, something else

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha

I love your stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

*fills a jar*

*offers*

oh you mean the drawings :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

I'll take what I can get

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

yeah

me too

*Cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

filth in exchange for scooter..

understandable.

Free Filth Fridays

EDIT: now Kat's gonna say " Draw me " and she'll throw off her robe.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

You wish.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

I'm just forseeing the future..

* in my mind *

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

If he's drawing naughty pictures the blood shouldn't be in his face...

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B.T., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

Not if you're caught.....

....I would imagine.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

experience?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)

Art lives in a world where cats and squirrels have tits

so what does he draw? I'm guessing he has to go to a lower phylum, perhaps insects with tits?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

ha ha.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

phwoar lower phylum!

*looks up phylum*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

Perv!

That's *my* phylum!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)

Dude! Where's my phylum?!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

Isn't it in the

usual place?

*worries*

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

haha

that looks like a boy insect who's really pleased to have got a set of jubblers of his own!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha!!

genuine lol at Art's 'special files'...

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

Tits with tits FTW!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

Protozoa wit tits.

i'm guessing

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

Helminths!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

I was thinking of something along the lines of

Giardia lamblia wit tits

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

yeah right.

tee hee

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

Kat's...

flirting with Art! She just wants to ride his paint bursh! And all because he saved her life!

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Kat's

sideways glance with her mug up to her face is great!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)