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(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# wow
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# don't you sleep?
you was on here bloody late last night!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
i slept 3 hours last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ning Rev
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# 'Ning RJ
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# heh
but what is he looking at?

my guess, is a tasty bacon sandwich, just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# bacon sammich?
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# I just had one
it was nice

bacon and tomato on toats :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# tomato?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# bcoans and tomtamo
on toats

is a classic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# of course it is.
*loads Blunderbuss with rolled newspapers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Load a confused bus with rolled up bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I swear..
..my stomach just rumbled "baaaaaayyy.......connnnnnnnnn"
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# do you want some of this too?
*brandishes Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# BOOM!!
*multiple newspaper whackings*

take that bacon boy!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# On toats?
I can't imagine eating bacon between two padded winter socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# it's amazing what you can stuff between two padded winter socks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# soft white bread...
.... the crispy bacon warming the butter.

Oh god iyz gotsta get me one of those right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Beautifully done!
'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ningles wingles
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Ning Ives
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'nings not TAN!
how art thou this lovely morning?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Fine thank you sir
And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# in good mood.....
weird....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Me too
but I'm bracing myself for a busy day
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# at least the day will go quicker!!
i'm bracing myself for a day full of little annoyences that build up to really piss me off.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# They're called 'nurses'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# don't forget the our call center!!
the bosses wife works in there.
and they're all bloody fools.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# You have a call centre?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oh yes.
the bane of my life.
they in st Marys hospital down the road from us, so they don't have a fecking clue whats going on here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# How confusing
We have a helpline, but they're not much help. They ring us up with things like:
'Can you go and fix this patient's DVD player?'
'Is it medical?'
'No, why?'
'Cos we're the medical engineering dept'
'Oh. So you can't do it then?'
'Depends. Does the patient want to pay us £75 an hour?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# people feprt faults to ours
and they just raise a job and print it out up here.
no matter how stupid it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Hehehe
A pretty regular friday then, I have those little annoyances, I call them customers/clients

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Ning Monty
Ning all

& woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Wow, nicely done!
'Ning all :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# trelly!!!
what happened to portly cully?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Not in a portcullis sort of mood
'Ning ives
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# yay!!
*does joy dance*

'NINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Ningles m'lady
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'Ning Letters
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# 'ning 'nong
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'Ning Mut
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# how is your friday so far?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Cold and I restarted the pc three times before nine o'clock
I get the impression I won't get much done today. Which is excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# cool
i'm 'working' in the kitchen, but i seem to be spending more time sat at my home laptop than my work laptop, which bodes well...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# cor. very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# fuckin hell, nicely done that man!!!!
EDIT: oh yeah, 'ning for anyone that cares!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'Ning Spam
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# ningaling!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Ning Spam
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ningningningningningning!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Alrighty
first click of the day ;)

/edit: and fucking 'ning to everybody fucking 'ninging in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# fucking 'ning to you too!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Fucking NING!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# fucking motherfucking 'ning on a motherfucking messageboard to you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning my
arse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# FUCK MY NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# That is
wonderfully done!

Panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# That this hasn't been frontpaged yet
strikes me as cocking bizarre.

Sort it out, mod person.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)