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# But I haven't got a cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# and why not!?
They're the latest must-have item. If you haven't got a cock and an iPod, you're nobody.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I've got an iPod and some really cool shoes, will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Hrrrrrrrm
Ok, you'll do. But only because we need to fill out numbers in the "Cool" club.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I would not have an iPod
even if it were free and shaped like a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I have a cock and an iPod
yet I am still nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I have a cock
but i dont have a camera.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Between us, we're winning
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# You have some
lully pics in your profile tho sir. There's something about 'em...
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Awww, that's a shame.
I was going to get you a lorry of condoms for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Curses
I always miss out because of my cocklessness
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I will get you some "Grow Your Own Cock" tablets for you and a copy of "So You've Got a Cock".
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Thats jolly nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Ta!
Don't forget to water it every day.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I'll put a reminder on my pill box
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I shall also get you a pile of HappyToast's stained wank mags.
Just to test drive it.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Stop it, you're spoiling me
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Not as spoiled as Toasty's wank mags.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Thank god
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I think I just
did a little bit of sick. In my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ta!
oh and by the way, i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Never fear
With one of those *points* you can have as many cocks as you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Hurray!
Thankyou 'Pot, you've always got a solution :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)