I couldn't be arsed with Loo Hurry, so you'll have to make do with this half.


From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Mummy mummy
can I stroke the moo-pigs?
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

One of us has lost the plot now....
noon
( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

hamtoucher!
:)
( - D - Let it Beard, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

What?
Why?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

When?
surely...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

No, it's gotta be 'how?'

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

With a melon.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

One touches ham with a melon?
I suppose if you were going for some sort of exotic salad...
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Oh Yeah? Says Who?
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

click 'view older messages', then scroll down
*hilarious board time-warp shenanigans*
( - D - Let it Beard, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

I do not comprehend.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Me neither
But then most of this compo has had my brow in furrows
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Filename and then work backwards?
It is a little spurious.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

Tried that, my brain fell out

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

i don't like this compo.
and thats all i have to say 'bout that.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

Frephen Sty.
Frephen is the name for the cows with the black and white blotches.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

Errrm
No, it isn't.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Well I say pofafafo

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

Right. 'Cept it isn't.

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

and sty being
modern slang for scotland yard.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Which I didn't know

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

Stephen Fry
= Fresian Sty

Sty = somewhere pigs hang out
( Weetobix, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

fresian pigs ?
Gloucester Old Spots maybe, but not fresian
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Have a hot water bottle
It's hard to think when you're frisian
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

what

how the fuck is that a spoonerism
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

i'm no less confused than i was a week ago
but at least i got the grass cut.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

I like this
And I think the amount of RISing is quite amusing
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

This is going way over my head.
Edit: So it's a combination of a spoonerism, assonance, and slang.
Clever, but very complicated.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Weetobix explained all.
It probably doesn't help that the use of the word 'Sty' to indicate a police station is probably something which only I do.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)