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eyes wide shut

ta! i'll go and bow my head in shame (nooblette).

(excelents, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)

argh!

don't do this.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

Thread deleting tit! You removed my pearoast!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

Quickest repost evah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

It didn't attract the laudation it so clearly deserves.

VALIDATE ME!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

insert humpage here.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

mmmm

mebbe

*strokes chin*

What's in it for me?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

failed validation, 4 errors

validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fb3ta.com%2Fboard%2F7811664&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

None of my sites ever pass validation

I fucking blow.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

as long as they work in the major browsers, who cares

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

will go gangsta on your ass

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

argh! teh TBL!

(isn't he a b3ta regular?) ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

You smello.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

worse now

up to 15 with all the replies

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)

I don't even know what's going on.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)

Not even a doctype

poor effort

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

True !

Again !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)

for fucks sake

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

...next...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

Shenanigans.

Nobody is this shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS "SHENANIGANS"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Bring it, bitch.

It'll turn me on anyway so HAH.

ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans
ShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigansShenanigans

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

To be fair.. What doesn't.

*multiple pistol whippings*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

humnahumnahumna

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

Careful now.

Do you really want to be responsible for turning an actually straight, but pretending to secretly gay person straight?

I DON'T THINK SO MISSY.

So you stop all this... "arousal" business now and go take a cold shower. Fool.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

*pops on the woolly gimps suit and jives about*

You love it....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

Excuse me...

But I don't think I do.*

*No really. I don't...

Or do I?

WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON ANY MORE?!

Besides, you were meant to be in bed.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

I got out.

Those knots were SHIT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

Bollocks...

Those kidnapping classes were pathetic.

Also...

TO THE DEATH

*stabs through the heart*

Nyahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

I don't have a heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

Oh fucknuts.

How do I kill you then?!

I should never have started this fight...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)

Nope!

You kill me with love. And LOTS of money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

'fraid you're out of luck there then..

At least until I pay off my debts and learn how to love.

I'll put you on the list though, don't worry.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

SCORE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

Well, to be honest.

There wasn't a list until now.

Luckily, you get to be at the top.

However, I don't know whether I shall put you as a top priority, it depends on whether or not any of it is given in return, which is highly unlikely.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)

You are!

*giggles and runs away*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a FOX

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Shit like a TURD.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Yeah but you love turds

You put them up your nose and rub your nipples until you spluff all over the counter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

*concedes*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

AHA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

clearly I've missed a barrel of fun today

_{how ever will I cope...}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

You won't.

It'll haunt you forever.

FOREVER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'll go ahead and set up a direct debit with my therapist

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

It'd be an idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Melt a large chocolate bar

Dip a kitten in it.

Then hug it until your face hurts from smiling.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

That's a lovely image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

*never has a sad day again*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

My work here is done ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)

*Tries hard not to eat kitten*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

*fails*

OM NOM NYOM NOM NOM

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

:-(

NOES!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

where are my manners

*snap*
here, one half for you
head or tail?

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

Ooooh, head please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

*gives head*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

O_o

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

*gets in line*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

you're a bigger tit than me

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

No need to exaggerate.

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Oh god no..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

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McBadger COW, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

that reminds me to never watch QI again.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

; D

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McBadger COW, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

eh!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

flashing words in QI

when they get the wrong answer

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McBadger COW, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

No, more eh?! to not watching it

for it is awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)

aah oops

aye, I quite enjoy it

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McBadger COW, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)

Oop!

The faildar is detecting something...could it be? Yes! I think it's detecting fail!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Good. If it was detecting guitar strings, you might want to fix it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

i like you

wanna cyber?

ROAR!!!!

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mongychops, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Pffffft

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

...what happened?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCKER

FUCK OFF, FUCKING CUNT...

or read the FAQ.
I'm not picky.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

LIES!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

^this

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

I like how you were moved enough to post 2 comments :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

i like variety

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

www.televisionheaven.co.uk/londonpalladium.htm

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)

it feels like you're trying to say something to me, but in hyperlink form.

let me try that too.
phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=41848599&s=143444&i=41848551

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

And there were so many faster swimmers on your father's load!

I blame the ovum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

oh dear me

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)

Everytime I see this I feel the need to do some shoppage on the poor fella ;P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

this one's better

:-)

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)

haha you be pwnd, boy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

USE THE REPLY BUTTON!

it's next to every post and saves you a flaming.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

Yes, thread-deletion is all of teh fail, but why is there a "Delete" button at all?

(If it's a giant cock-up, the poor unfortunate could just "Edit" their post to "Sorry, this was a giant cock-up").
*votes to Delete the "Delete" button*

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

At least you recognise your mistake and didn't delete the post

kudos for that.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

u r u know

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)