Ceiling Cat has given up on life
:'(


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

Hahaha

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

Awww
poor pussy
( planearm, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

pfffff.
well, erm, executed
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

SHOCKED
I'M SHOCKED
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

'buffs apple against chest'
my work here is done
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

I realise you have to keep up this front of distant disdain
but is there any part of you that is proud of your part in forming such a popular website?

...or do you just hate us for what we've done to your 'dream'?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

haha
yeah we fucked it up no end :)
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

I don't know
it seems exactly the same to me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

I blame Fraser, for setting this compo
fluff and suicides, what does he take us for??
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

i don't want to know about any of rob's proud parts thanks.

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

shame
shame is the word you're looking for.

My dream was to start a site for people to swap pictures of pressed flowers - and what have you gone? turned it into a den of filth, depravity and occasionally amusing photoshops.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)

"occasionally amusing"
there we go, next tag-line for the newsletter.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

for the real killer damned with faint praise comment
FHM have recently listed us as the 38th greatest website ever.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

It could be worse
Nuts could have given you a special award.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hah! really?
Don't they know we'll only launch a counter-strike of merciless 'shops and ridicule if they dare say anything 'nice' about us
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)

At number 37
Was the fart button page
(Long time lurker, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

plus the secret desire to have a Daily Mail headline
'BAN THIS SICK FILTH' to yourself.

I tried to create a pic entitled 'BAN THIS THICK SYLPH' earlier on but it was too esoteric to be understood....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

sadly they have no desire to play ball
although I haven't stopped writing the complaining letters yet
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

DON'T PRESS FLOWERS
YOU BRUTE!
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

Oh NOES!
*cries*

..


*faps in total freedom*
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

Yay!
( LittlePixel, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

splendid stuff
proves again that cats are highly strung.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

all that voyeurism
must've played games with his wee head
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

What, my wanking's not good enough eh?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

Yay!
*starts wanking again*
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

Hahaha!
*wanks*
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

ha ha ha!
*clicks*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)