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# Jaffajaffajaffajaffajaffajaffa
I know the challenge ended last week, but I didn't get a chance to enter as I was too lazy to go down the shops. I don't care if it's late, I only did this because it was a fun idea (oh how I was wrong...)
Click here to visit the whole photo set on flickr

Well, here we go. My take on the Jaffa Challenge was slightly odd. I decided to DRINK 48 jaffa cakes.

(Click any of them for biggarz)


Pre blending, the 48 jaffa cakes still in the box.


Time before blending - 21:38

(during the blending process, I realised I had no milk to make it into any kind of drinkable substance, so I settled for a 500ml bottle of water)


Time before drinking - 21:42

And now, some of a series of horrible gulps.



The first pint finished at 21:51, second pint started a minute later.

Then some more sickening gulping...



Finishing time of 22:01.

23 minutes from filling the blender, 19 minutes from the first gulp.

As of yet, no vomit, but I'll update with photos if people want =]

CHALLENGE: COMPLETE.

apologies for the length/number of pictures
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING YES!
Alert the presses we have a winnar!
Go straight to heaven pass go and collect your £200
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# good lord, you did it!
*bokes slightly*

hats off to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Thankyou!
I didn't think I would do it actually.. I felt like dying (still do) about half way through the first pint..

I'm lying here shaking a little... yay =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Yeah
Another of the entrants got the shakes too.

The only people who say "pah that's easy" are the ones that haven't tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I thought "meh, this will be quite easy if I'm drinking it"
That was before I put them in the blender.

When I realised I could only JUST fit 48 cakes in there before they were blended, I realised just how bad an idea this was =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# gaviscon is your friend.
also, don't stray too far from the toilet/bucket, you may well need it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I have a feeling I will...
I have a bin nearby just in case =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:32, archived)
# me too
although mine is full of fag ends and snotty hankies.
EDIT: g'night, i'm off to my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:44, archived)
# YUM
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Ugh
you're a brave man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Almost..
brave man
FUCKING MORON

I don't know why I did it now =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:25, archived)
# for the fame, the notoriety
and the chance of pulling a nurse when you end up in casualty later! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)
# In the future, all people will drink their food.
And who are we to argue? IT'S THE GODDAMN FUTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# You missed the one where you're bringing that lot back up

Woo!
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# I love this picture SO much
You wouldn't believe it =]

Although, the sight of that cake is making me really quite ill...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Well, the sight of 2 pints of Cakey Mush is making me feel ill
so we'll call it even
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Haha
It should, it's absolutely friggin' horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Well, you have the admiration of virtual strangers on teh internets
and money can't buy that!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# heheheh
Jafar cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Madness!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Woo
You martyr yourself for b3ta

I wouldn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:16, archived)
# YAY!
The addition of water instead of milk was a good idea (less calories).

Also drinking them didn't give your stomach enough time to say "hang on what's this?" but I fear you may vomit a bit later.

You consumed all those Jaffa Cakes in NINE minutes!

Despite your being a week late I feel that this cannot go unrewarded.

For your services to Jaffalogical science I award you the CD of your choice from Amazon and my hearty congratulations.

I also suggest you make sure you have a bucket handy.
Just one question do you think it was easy?

gaz me your accoutrements. Link to CD and your name and address
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# This was in no way easy.
I don't think I can look at another jaffa cake for a while, let alone eat one...

The lack of milk was probably a good thing, but it made it a sickening paste rather than a kind of flavourful shake.

Also, I don't really need the CD, I'll be fine, I just did it for the hell of it, I shall survive, but thankyou =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *applauds*
Science for the sake of science \\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You are GLaDOS
AICMFP
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# *still alive*
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# The way research should be =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Oh yes!
I got as far as buying the jaffas, but I decided to enjoy them in my own time
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I was going to do exactly this,
but I was going to shred them, rather than blend them.

Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)
# My other idea
Was to separate the jaffa parts and do something with them to eat the cake parts first, then the jaffa bits to try and eliminate any sickyness (I don't know how it would, it's my own twisted logic)

But I figured this would be quicker..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Crayzee!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
I take my hat & pants off to you sir
you win many shiny things :D
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