so just how wide is this page?


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( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

just wide enough!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

not quite
just as well i used the smallest version.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

sausage elephant?
or some millipede with a deformity
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Have you heard the one about the elephant with 36 legs?

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

MILLIPHANT!

ELEPEDE!
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

Lol
It takes 3 months to digest one meal

EDIT: He's so big his head's on earth and his bum's on mars!!!!!!
( Barbarossa, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

oooh...
30 million mile heffalump!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

That's a whole lotta 'phant
BTW, further to someone mentioning it down there...

Very easy to make with Alien Skin.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Lovely!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Crab is an Alien!
*runs away*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

Blingin'
As they say. WYH!
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

Hooray!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

oo vere nice
my chimney is 44' long
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

this is pretty

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Craaab nebulaaaaaaaaaaaah!
/ac
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)

Lovely!
Far better than I could possibly have done.

I was thinking about a doctor commenting on someone's extraterrestrial std's, but thought that would be a bit shit.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

Then get alien skin
Really. 5 mins, 2 source pics.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Yes, I really do need to get some proper image editing software
although even if I had I sincerely doubt I could have put together anything this nice.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

Is it the African or Asian elephants that have 36 legs?
I can never remember.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

Afro-Jewish

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

*snort*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

nah!
you're thinking of the antartic elephants.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

That's it!
How's you, sir?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

i'm not too bad me old mucker!
you?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

* sigh *
To summarize, the Pinewood Derby car I built myself for the Scouts' races this weekend looks a lot better than my new used truck does after my lovely young bride smacked it with her behemoth of a vehicle last night.

Other than that, I'm great.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

oh shite!
that didn't take long,
who's fault was it?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

Hers really.
She backed into it without looking. It looks a lot worse than it is. In the scheme of things, the engine is fine, the lights are fine, the hood is pushed in maybe 1/4" but the latches still hold...

So really, just the grille needs replacing. And I may get lucky and find one at the boneyard.



On the other hand, I like my chances for raceday Saturday!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

ouch!
is that radio controlled or summat?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

No, it's a 4-cylinder gas engine I control from the driver's seat.
Oh, you mean the model? No, that's just gravity-driven down a ramp.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

ah!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

antarctic
/pedant
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

*slaps*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

*slips*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

ouch!!
take it easy!!
i don't go until 4.30!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

genetically modified african
they're bred specifically to cater for the safari market, you only need two or three per game park to keep all of the tourists/bbc film crews happy.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

So they're basically the limousines of the Serengeti Plains?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

but which contains the True Stomach?
/geeky nerd (yet failed) blog
( Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

I'd hate to give him his pedicure

woo!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

If it was young, would that be a Paedocure?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

I'll give you a paedocure in a minute if you're not careful

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

/ is clumsy on purpose
la la la!!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

*cures*

*in the FUCK*
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

/ wimpers
/ curls up in the corner
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

There there

all better now
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

Where's my lollipop?
Give me my lollipop or I go straight to mommy!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

I bet you can hear the parps
in another country.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)