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(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

What did he leave on the roof of the car?
The joke?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

Looks like it

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

stripper eh?

(Arthmelow is now without a gall bladder!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

funniest thing done
with this pic so far.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

That stinker !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

meh

( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

i stand
corrected :)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

:)
how are you miss Smonkey?
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

pleased with myself
i should be getting a gastric bypass done within about 4 months, according to my doctor today. lose weight the dangerous way!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

wow. congratulations!
I should imagine that is very good news for someone who needs a gastric bypass.

sounds like it might sting a bit though
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

it'll hurt like fuck
for about a week, but i can expect to lose 2 stones in the first fortnight. my mate's mum had it done, she looks like cher now!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

again...wow.
don't get it done in st georges though....every time they do an x-ray my tv loses reception
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

pff!
the nhs is pulling its postcode lottery b.s on me, so i'm going to a private hospital in macclesfield
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

its true I'll have you know......!
I live right behind the hospital and our lights dim when they switch their ungodly machines on.

well that's a result. id say private is the way to go! i hope it all goes well....sounds a bit scary
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

after 14 assorted operations
several of them highly experimental, i don't get scared anymore! :)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

what a nightmare......you are a brave struggling writer
well, maybe this one will work and at least you will have some material to send the bmj..?
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

i'm not brave, i'm just lucky!
i should be blind and/or dead by now, the surgeons at moorfield's in london are fantastic.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

jeez...don't know what to say to that...
other than hats off to the surgeons. got to give yourself some credit for staying strong etc though
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

*shrugs*

( Mstandot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

not worth a new thread


this didn't turn out how i wanted it to.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

COULD BE A SQUIGGLE NOT A CIRCLE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

it'd be a square wouldn't it?
its just reminded me of those turtle things we had in school
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

Ohh I remember drawy turtle.
How pointless it was....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

winlogo
i figured out how to make spirographs with it, kept me educated for a week*

*minute
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

If the roads were straight and the turns exact right angles.
So only if you were in Milton Keynes
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

I hate it there.
And I keep seeing jobs there, and it's dead near me, but I'd never make it to the interview, I can't ever find ANYTHING there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

I went for an interview there once for a shitty summer job.
I was held up by a lorry crashing, presumably through despair.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Word.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

is it not easier to find your way round
'merican cities are dead easy to navigate.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

Not for me.
It makes me claustrophobic, and it's AWFUL. MK chavs are terrible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

i've not been there
but i'll see your MK chavs and raise you Woking Chavs. they've tried to mug me twice, once with some success. little sods. thing is cos we're so close to staines they think they're in Ali G as well. grrr....
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

MK chavs=
OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR



(when my hair was black)

Oh well done there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

Chavs get a bad press, they can be helpful.
They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

Long hair on men equals win.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

Bah
/hairs too curly to grow long blog
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

You're a ragamuffin.
It's all good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

thats not a bad description
it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Mr Gummidge, Esq.
That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

better than bloody johnny borrell

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

:D I'm such a cunt.
*fluffs*

edit- not fluffs in that way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

you can live for now
i don't have any assassin orangs yet...





yet...


edit: i'd hoped not
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

Oh, I know.
They're only jealous of my shiny locks.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

As they should be.
I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.



But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Oh bless!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

i find it's more fun
to confuse them than to shout at them
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Ahhhhh, the bamboozle.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I dye my hair wiv plants!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

*points* goff

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Slightly.
Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

his early stuff yeah but the later stuff is a bit crap
i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

The trouble is, the only thing worth finding is the way away from it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

good point.
i'm thinking geometrically. thats not how to thnk
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

I have obviously not seen enough Lost.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

It makes no sense to me either
oh well.
(Arthmelow is now without a gall bladder!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

you're hauser

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

NO
I AM QUAID. QUAID DAMN IT. EVEN WITH THE ACCENT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

I love that bit.
And mudgetprozzylady. YAY HER.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

Howdy, stranger! If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and YOU'VE got a wet towel wrapped around your head.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

He should have worn it ALL THE TIME

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

see you
at the party, richter
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

Tsk.
It's "PAAAAHTY".
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

it's MY paaaahhty
and i'll get pissed and throw up in the catbox if i want to.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Doogie?

( flake accepts her, one of us., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Last time I discussed "cult" American TV with you
(the other night) I invoked the name of a certain book. I then had this image stuck in my head all the next day. I hope you're happy.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

I smoke too much.
I can't remember discussing the book at all. I haven't read it, either.

I fail, sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

No worries.
I don't smoke enough these days, so we probably average out at a sensible level.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

*passes the dutchie on the left hand side*
*drops on carpet*
*burny death*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

i'd buy that
for a dollar
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

Burny death?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

yes
and give it to someone i didn't like for christmas
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

I like your style.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

heheh
they're getting wise to my bad aids gift baskets
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

STABBY SUPRISE BATH BOMB
Christmas 08
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

now that's what i call
christmas with a bang!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

5. Profit

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

you are doing it wrong

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

dude....

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

That girl from Little House on the Prairie's put on weight...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)