I have the great pleasure of telling all our old friends
that when we get married our other old friend Westie is going to bagpipe me up the aisle. And yes, we are all aware of the sexual technique. Because I told them all. (edit: I must point out that due to Westie's previous form with women, strangely normal new girlfriend notwithstanding, this is rather believable)...
Hello all, sorry I haven't been around much of late. I'm sure this place must've gone to hell in a handbasket during my absence. Well fear not, for I am back.
(
Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:18,
archived)
He is really going to though.
He's a rather wicked bagpiper, he does it for some sort of....organisation of some regard at....places where people will be.
I'm sure he was on Jools' Hootenanny.
(
Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:22,
archived)
I was, and I do apologise.
Things have been a bit weird of late, and I would have been the textual equivalent of a big load of downers and the bends (radiohead, not rickets).
(
Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24,
archived)
it has!
no-one got close to thousand in the stats!
=D
(
ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24,
archived)
you're the best captain.
can you let me out the brig now?
(
ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:28,
archived)
pleeeeease!
i'll scrape barnicles off the hull!
(
ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:31,
archived)
I've been very busy
but I did notice I'm getting close to 50k
(
mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:27,
archived)
hello Capn
I've not been around either, I blame work
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29,
archived)