Dog with an amoosing nose

( Coprolite, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

Nice
I like that.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

hehehe
i like that

fred jack am i right in presuming that the fact we're all here means none of us had much valentines lovin'?
( pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

No...
but I did last weekend.

A lovely girl with terrific norks. But she told me (on Sunday morning) that she was married.

So I'm photoshopping Neil Diamond as a tribute to a great shag. How's that for romantic?

;-)
( Lardmonster, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

Um, so?
Uncomplicated shagging and someone else furnishes the wardrobe. What's the problem?
( Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

the problem?
she obviously looked like neil diamond,
thats the problem
(psausage76, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)

Yes
that would be a problem. Nice norks only go so far to compensate.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)

all you'd see
would be eyebrow!
(psausage76, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)

i can't think
of a better tribute to tits than Neil Diamond.
( pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

No no no no no!
(Damnit, I have to give away the punchline, just so you don't think I'm sad)

"And then I saw her norks... now I'm a believer"

Get it now?
( Lardmonster, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)

no no
i'm having sex with three swedish masseurs at this very moment
it makess typoing a litrle diffficulkt
( Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)

Um
masseuses?
( Uncle Joe, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)

erm
oops :0
( Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)

arf

( pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)

i thought they
were a bit hairy for women
( Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)

Nah.
She passed out pissed next to me. :(
(Danabnormal, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)

you
must be good!
( pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)

draw a big curly
moustache on her in permanent marker
( Spoon, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)

lol
nah. she'd hit me. scared
(Danabnormal, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)

no lovin' here...
boyfriend stuck thousands of miles away because the person replacing him failed to turn up.

thanks to that fuckwit i'm home alone doing a jigsaw instead of being with the luuuurrrvve of my life doing romantic things (and shagging).
(furball, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)

you were going to have
a replacement boyfriend?
( pip, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)

top
punnage!
( barnesy, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

ooohhh
www.b3ta.com/board/802903

b3tan you to it I'm afraid.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)

arrrrgh!
bugger
( Coprolite, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)