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[challenge entry] Boodapppp!

From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# The eyebrow makes this
HARD

/edit: no pun intended, ashally

*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I have added the ear movement and am concerned that it may have spoiled it?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is this one better?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Or maybe this one?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I prefer the ear flapper . . .
keeps better time with the music . . .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# He's playing
Jailbait, with Lemmy on vocals.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# No, it's just right

I think it's one of your best things
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Haha
Most skillful of the zebrabones to master
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Yay . . . for horn to mouth !
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Haha. You'll never beleeeve this.
But in 1974 I actually played trumpet with him.

Yay, I'm no longer on dial-up. And the first thing I see is Rafael Mendez.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# How fucking old are you?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Older than I am
I was conceived in 1974.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I'm 25 in March.
But it's aaaaaaaaaaaaall gravy.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Watch this
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# GCtastic.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# How the fuck should I know that?
GC doesn't EXIST remember!?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I know.
It sucks.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# My girlfriend has been sending me these things for days.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Tis moist amoosing.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Just finished
listening to hamburger train . . . that's a bit like how I like to play wild out !
Helps to have a slap happy bass . . .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# racist.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# was there some humour in that?
 
/may have missed the point as I didn't watch all of it
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# No, there wasn't,
but I didn't see anything racist about it either.

Just because the person being made fun of is not white does not make something racist.

Prejudice based on race is racism.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# well, I thought OMG HINDU SOUNDS LIEK NONSENSE TO ENGLISH SPEAKERS was a moderately offensive premise.
also, Punjabi jokes about Gujarati (for example) are racist, aren't they? Ethnic difference isn't about skin colour.

you smelly, crooked-toothed Pommie bastards
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# OMG HINDU SOUNDS LIEK NONSENSE TO ENGLISH SPEAKERS
Does not seem offensive to me, any more than OMG ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE NONSENSE TO HINDI SPEAKERS would.

A joke which is about a language is not racist if it is just about the sound.

What is brown and runny?

Lindford Christie.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# lol.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Cannibal.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *flashes pearly whites*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I wouldn't eat you.. too bitter.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Fifty fucking two!
Hey, time has it's way of happening to us.

I may be old, but I have the mind of a child. Or, make that purulent. Why else would I hang out here...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Like a deck of cards . . .
I remember those days like they were yesteryear . . .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Shoot . . . missed your b3taday by 12 days . . .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, I know.
But I was on dial-up, AND worse yet, I've got no electricity. I bought a ranch on the coast of northern California, and I won't have electricity for about a year. So I start the generator whenever I want to log on here. ARGH!

And even worse, my phone line has been malfunctioning. It's just a long line of wire through the forest.

But I'm having fun.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Great . . . nothing like being off of the grid !
Got satellite ?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah, I just got it running about an hour ago.
It's not cable. But then this travel trailer I'm living in isn't a house.

But I've got a great bike ride. In fact, if I wasn't here I'd be blazing a new trail. I rode with a chainsaw in my backpack the last few days just clearing the logs that came down this winter. Yippee! DEATH.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# That's real livin'
good for ya !
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Zebra cock tastes like chicken.
FACT.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# From a survey . . . or . . .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *wipes mouth*
I read it..on...a nearby gazebo..
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# wunderbra!
'clicks'
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ptarmigan!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# haha!
distinguished!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)