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# Buses are for tramps and social
troglodytes. EXCEPT, the night buses which are for taking me to anywhere in the world from Trafalgar square no matter how off my tits I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You, sir, are an arse.
I demand your wife be saved from cohabiting with such an extraordinary bastard. Kindly hand her to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
you would take the really bigoted, snobbish, Sloane ranger over the balanced working class bloke? Good luck. I divorced her once. It was not by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Aye, but apparently she likes northerners.
*in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh indeed.
It all started because I was a builder, She was a young and upcoming accountant in Chelsea. I moved in next door and 2 weeks later fixed her windows after the scallies robbed her. Next thing I spent 18 months doing up her flat for the occasional shag because 'she loves a bit of Northern rough'
Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Northern rough!
*places flat cap firmly on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# She was telling me
I was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You can't be friends with her friends.
How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# How about those of us who don't want to spend lots of money on a car,
and wouldn't have anywhere to put it even if I did?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# what is up with you numpties?
Get a car and house it in your employers stables. Tsk. Do I have to do all the thinking. ( don't come to me, my garage is full as is my drive )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# My employer is currently in a different city to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Does he not have
parking for his minions on his estate? He's not a pauper too is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I don't even know where the NHS's estate is
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ach. Public service is not gainful employment.
it's the modern workhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'm doing pretty well from it.
And they're paying me through my MSc.
Plus, my training qualifies me to work in Canada, New Zealand or Australia apparently, if I fancy a change.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# please. I think from now on you must
take a number and my staff will inform you when we are ready to discourse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)