n00b steps up to the plate with cheap and dirty first post.


Corporate coffee... hmmm...
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

I love Corporate coffee
generally less shit than independent corner-cafe crap
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

A mate of mine trained at a corporate coffee house.
Now grinds his own for himself and friends. They must have taught him well, because the stuff he makes is sublime.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Ace!
But oops..I didn't acknowledge the compo entry

I instantly jumped to the defense of the corporate, capitalist world for some strange reason,

perhaps something to do with my disgust at the anti-globalization brigade
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

it's in the dirt! safe at third!
holy cow, he's gonna make it!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Good evenink, Comrade Caffeine.

( Kamikaze Stoat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Welcome
Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc etc etc

Although I can't actually say that I've tried any thing from Pret-A-Mank, because I've always assumed it's a bit, well, mank...

Kudos and Woodos anyway!
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

*ahem* don't mind me, just pearoasting
the original font is much nicer than this crap

( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Heh
So thats where chocolate logs come from..
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

(monkdagola words delude me, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Awkward decision...
I have a friend by the name of Marcelo. Or 'Marse' for short. Do I dare send this to him?
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Shirley?

( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

I love over compression
only joking...
but is true ;)
helloes & welcome etc.
( chunderbunny has gone down a cup size, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Shhh
You're supposed to pretend you didn't notice...

Like when one of your grandparents farts.
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

I love jpeg artifacts...
...they's warm and fuzzy.

And thankies. Been lurking for over a year: Time to sign up, methought!
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

Wow!
Filesize - check
Sensible choice of image compression format - check
Hummus - check

Much b3ta love to you!
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

This

Also works.
( Raindance murdering Hendrix classics on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

And for no reason..

( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Had to be done

( Raindance murdering Hendrix classics on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)