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( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahahah

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

pfffft
(I hate sienfeld, blandest "comedian" evah)
( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

Seconded

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

all those "jokes" he tells where he just points some silly/obvious/dumb situation/object/person out
and then stands there like a mong waiting for the forced laughter, it's like he just says "I just pointed something obvious out, now laugh"

fuck that, give me Bill Hicks any day
( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

I think comparing Bill Kicks to Seinfeld
is like comparing a sniffle to Ebola.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

damn straight
the other US show I really hated at the same time Shitefeld was being aired is The Larry Shite Show

...and they had the gaul to cancel Lucky Louie

*storms off in protest (and to get some food)*
( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Nice storm off
we will overlook the usefullness of it for eating stuff.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Necrophiliac, eh?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

dvds, videotapes, mp3s
:P
( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

Wow, you're really not fussy.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

no, wait, I mean... *argh*

( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Haha,
anyway, yes. Bill Hicks is fantastic.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

whehehehe...
Made me giggle.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

It's the reason why Bill Hicks never really made it big
People like Gallagher, Carrottop, and Seinfeld were hugely popular because they didn't challenge anyone to think. Breaking fruit with a hammer, making jokes by making a prop-based pun and asking questions like "What is it with plane/hospital/junk food?" and all the tards think "Oh yeh! I've eaten food!"

Part of the problem was also Bill's ambition to be a big-star, but the tv shows wouldn't air the majority of his jokes.

Edit: my writing has gone to fuck today, apologies for those who cannot understand.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

he did do tv shows without the copious swearing
somewhere I've got a betamax tape with an episode of the comedy show "Paramount City" with Bill Hicks on, no swearing and his jokes come across just as well
( Haku fucking hates web hosting providers, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

yes, this is true
but Letterman was the pinnacle for him, and he often had a lot of jokes cut from his sets on that, ending in his whole set being cut after his last letterman performance. The masses like to consume shite, originality is often despised at first.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

See also: music.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

^this

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Hahaha

( durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

*slaps bassist*
*clicks*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

*Ows!*
that hurt..
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

If it has six strings it's not a bass.
It's a guitar with a sore throat.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaha!
and it's; What IS the *DEAL* with LASAGNE?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

2for1?

( Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

2lasagne1garfield.com?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

phwoar!

( Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

lol merkins and their inappropriate emphasis

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

Duh HUH!
That is like SO inappropriate

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

:D
Nicely!
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

New and improved !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Brilliant
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahaha, great stuff
/but Seinfeld is shite imo
( The Great Architect, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahaha!!

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

WOO!!!

( Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

This is funnier than every episode of Seinfeld ever
I live with a bunch of American jews who tell me you have to be American and jewish to understand the humour. As an English atheist, I really have no idea why slap bass is so amusing.

The bit where Kramer called the guy a nigger was great though.
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)