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( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahahah

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

pfffft
(I hate sienfeld, blandest "comedian" evah)
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

Seconded

(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

all those "jokes" he tells where he just points some silly/obvious/dumb situation/object/person out
and then stands there like a mong waiting for the forced laughter, it's like he just says "I just pointed something obvious out, now laugh"

fuck that, give me Bill Hicks any day
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

I think comparing Bill Kicks to Seinfeld
is like comparing a sniffle to Ebola.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

damn straight
the other US show I really hated at the same time Shitefeld was being aired is The Larry Shite Show

...and they had the gaul to cancel Lucky Louie

*storms off in protest (and to get some food)*
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Nice storm off
we will overlook the usefullness of it for eating stuff.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Necrophiliac, eh?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

dvds, videotapes, mp3s
:P
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

Wow, you're really not fussy.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

no, wait, I mean... *argh*

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Haha,
anyway, yes. Bill Hicks is fantastic.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

whehehehe...
Made me giggle.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

It's the reason why Bill Hicks never really made it big
People like Gallagher, Carrottop, and Seinfeld were hugely popular because they didn't challenge anyone to think. Breaking fruit with a hammer, making jokes by making a prop-based pun and asking questions like "What is it with plane/hospital/junk food?" and all the tards think "Oh yeh! I've eaten food!"

Part of the problem was also Bill's ambition to be a big-star, but the tv shows wouldn't air the majority of his jokes.

Edit: my writing has gone to fuck today, apologies for those who cannot understand.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

he did do tv shows without the copious swearing
somewhere I've got a betamax tape with an episode of the comedy show "Paramount City" with Bill Hicks on, no swearing and his jokes come across just as well
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

yes, this is true
but Letterman was the pinnacle for him, and he often had a lot of jokes cut from his sets on that, ending in his whole set being cut after his last letterman performance. The masses like to consume shite, originality is often despised at first.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

See also: music.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

^this

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Hahaha

( durbster has a new game on his website, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

*slaps bassist*
*clicks*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

*Ows!*
that hurt..
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

If it has six strings it's not a bass.
It's a guitar with a sore throat.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaha!
and it's; What IS the *DEAL* with LASAGNE?
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

2for1?

( Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

2lasagne1garfield.com?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

phwoar!

( Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

lol merkins and their inappropriate emphasis

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

Duh HUH!
That is like SO inappropriate

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

:D
Nicely!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

New and improved !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Brilliant
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahaha, great stuff
/but Seinfeld is shite imo
( The Great Architect, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahaha!!

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

WOO!!!

( Ellie Bytes *is dead*, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

This is funnier than every episode of Seinfeld ever
I live with a bunch of American jews who tell me you have to be American and jewish to understand the humour. As an English atheist, I really have no idea why slap bass is so amusing.

The bit where Kramer called the guy a nigger was great though.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)