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(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

Christ did not exist.
FACT
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

3 books tell of one prophet
i've been told
( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Anyone who wears sandals, can not be trusted.
FACT
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

/Looks at his sandals
hmm... you may be right.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

Oh, not you, or me, I mean, THEM.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I don't believe in THEM
I believe in arseholes
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

THE BASTARDS LIED TO US!

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

*swaps sandals fo slippers*
what about me?
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

flippers?
that would be cool.

but totally untrustworthy
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

yes
except that dolphins have flippers. you can't trust those fuckers.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

BURN THE HERETIC!

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

keep away from my juniper bushes!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

It's only a model.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

:)

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

yeah but darth vader turned out bad
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

the word 'prophet' used to mean
a person who sings, plays an instrument or tells stories or poetry.
just an interesting fact.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

is that a fact?

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

well i got it from
Thomas Paine's book
'the age of reason'
so i think i can call it a fact, although it is not independently verified
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

it's a bit old...
:-)

Just wondering, because I quite like that kind of fact, but I've never heard about it.

I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shouters
which is sort of in that direction, but not quite.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

old yes
but then it is talking about the past then, so its still the past now.
if you see what i mean
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I see what you mean
I'm reading some of that book now. It's quite interesting. Thanks for the pointer.

Anyone interested:
www.ushistory.org/paine/reason/intro.htm
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

excellent linkage
edit: the particular passage to which i am referring is the first 4 or five paragraphs here:
www.ushistory.org/paine/reason/reason5.htm
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

terrific
that's very interesting.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

fascinating fact!
i shall remember this for later regailing
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

like jasper carrot?
edit : no I have found the new masiah it is jennifer armstrong.
Technically does all four things google showed me the light.
hmm I think everyone has me on ignore :/
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

and so spake the poet jasper:
thou shalt drink thy bovril and like it.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

well almost everybody *returns to the hiding spot*
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

ignore is the place to be

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

so chesney hawkes, then?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

only on a technicality

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

i'll go along with this
makes more sense than what the church claims
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

I often wonder how much money the Catholic church has.
I bet the Pope has a 80" telly hooked up to a 360, PS3 AND a Wii.

Cocksucker.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

yeah but he has to have those, keeps the kids he's molesting entertained

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Woah, you went THERE!

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

all part of the ethos my friend

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

Stop talking out your arse!

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

i say, mr jesus! i have a question!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

yes my son?

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

if in genesis, when god told adam and eve not to eat the fruit from the tree, for it contained knowledge
and when they did so they were thrown out of the garden of eden,
is this not surely evidence that from the outset your religion encourages ignorance
and sets out to punish those who question its authority?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

deep.

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

i silenced 3 christian speakers at a christian union meeting at my college with that
they changed the subject pretty quickly explaining about genesis but not answering my question
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

of course not
they can't face up to the fact that they have wasted their lives in the pursuit of bullshit.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

they tried to be all god loves you, but didnt like it when i kept asking about alll the smiting then

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

idiots.
they came to my door a few weeks ago. i told them if they didn't fuck off, i'd get a carving knife and they'd find out just how much jesus loved them.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

hehehee, its funny because their asking for such treatment

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Yes, curse their innocent good nature.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

the fucking cunt nailed me to a cross to prove a point..

you think I care for two idiots he kicked out of his garden party?

/daddy issues
( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Now THATS chrisitianity i can relate to!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

yeah typical
religion avoiding the tricky questions (involving trains oh how I love trains)

edit : this is section b see section a for reference to section b.

ok now this is edit 2 of section b: section a
now cross referenced to section b in reference
to the reference to section a to reiterate this is section b.
Note that the defining characteristics of section b are that
it was post section a in referance to section a but seperate.
the two sections are clearly labled i cant see why anyone
would get them muddled.
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

The train full of school children is heading east on a track 20 miles long at 50 miles per hour.
The train full of nuns is heading west towards their inevitable doom on the same tracks at 80
miles per hour. At what point will the two trains collide?
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

who cares..I can turn water into wine!


party!
( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

oh
ok I take back my other statement. That was the correct answer.
edit : see section b

edit 2 : this is now section a see section b for referance to section a
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

was it?

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

it was (as clearly defined in section c)
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

see section c as a c section on the sea shore

edit : now even Christ has me on ignore hazaa my total ignore dominance!
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!
AHhaha.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

bless!

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

Christ was a metaphor
for more governmental monitoring of the farming sector.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

Mr. Christ to you!!

*smites*
( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

I thought you were the forgiving type :(

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

that's my dad...I'm a cunt

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

whats new?

( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

ris

( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

inspired by
Rowan Williams' Sharia Law speech which was all over the news a couple of weeks ago.
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

ahhh
I see, very good
( Jamnog and then, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)