Stop talking out your arse!

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)

i say, mr jesus! i have a question!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

yes my son?

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

if in genesis, when god told adam and eve not to eat the fruit from the tree, for it contained knowledge
and when they did so they were thrown out of the garden of eden,
is this not surely evidence that from the outset your religion encourages ignorance
and sets out to punish those who question its authority?
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)

deep.

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

i silenced 3 christian speakers at a christian union meeting at my college with that
they changed the subject pretty quickly explaining about genesis but not answering my question
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

of course not
they can't face up to the fact that they have wasted their lives in the pursuit of bullshit.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

they tried to be all god loves you, but didnt like it when i kept asking about alll the smiting then

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

idiots.
they came to my door a few weeks ago. i told them if they didn't fuck off, i'd get a carving knife and they'd find out just how much jesus loved them.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

hehehee, its funny because their asking for such treatment

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Yes, curse their innocent good nature.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

the fucking cunt nailed me to a cross to prove a point..

you think I care for two idiots he kicked out of his garden party?

/daddy issues
( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Now THATS chrisitianity i can relate to!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

yeah typical
religion avoiding the tricky questions (involving trains oh how I love trains)

edit : this is section b see section a for reference to section b.

ok now this is edit 2 of section b: section a
now cross referenced to section b in reference
to the reference to section a to reiterate this is section b.
Note that the defining characteristics of section b are that
it was post section a in referance to section a but seperate.
the two sections are clearly labled i cant see why anyone
would get them muddled.
( Jamnog jazz pants and unitards, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

The train full of school children is heading east on a track 20 miles long at 50 miles per hour.
The train full of nuns is heading west towards their inevitable doom on the same tracks at 80
miles per hour. At what point will the two trains collide?
( Jamnog jazz pants and unitards, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

who cares..I can turn water into wine!


party!
( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

oh
ok I take back my other statement. That was the correct answer.
edit : see section b

edit 2 : this is now section a see section b for referance to section a
( Jamnog jazz pants and unitards, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

was it?

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

it was (as clearly defined in section c)
( Jamnog jazz pants and unitards, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

see section c as a c section on the sea shore

edit : now even Christ has me on ignore hazaa my total ignore dominance!
( Jamnog jazz pants and unitards, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!
AHhaha.
( Dekionplexis IV ZERO TOLERANCE MODE: Initiated, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

bless!

( Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)