( brianftang, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

HEY WOW I JUST REALISED I'VE MADE 43 CENTS FROM MY SHITRAGS BLOG.
LIFE IS GOOD
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

congratulations !
it made me laugh and almost sick at the same time
( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Thankyou!
There is more to come.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

these stories are quite touching

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I can't describe how "touched" I have been by the whole experience.
Every post is from about two weeks ago, I still can't process the events quickly enough.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

right,
so now I want cheesecake and chocolate thanks to b3ta.
( bilbobarneybobs Yes Please. Milk no sugar, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Mwahahahahahahaha

( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I fell off the wagon majorly on Saturday.
The diet wagon, that is. More ice cream than most people would eat in a month, I ate in one bowl, and promptly made myself feel sick. I had:

1 big bowl with Haagen Dasz cookies and cream, Haagen Dasz pralines and cream AND Ben + Jerrys chocolate brownie.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

*standing ovation*
I'm impressed!

Are you back on the wagon filled with fruit and veg and a horny, young, stable boy?
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'm back on that wagon now, yes.
All grilled fish and chicken and salad.

Not grilled salad, obviously. That'd just be silly.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Indeed.
Grilled salad is very fattening.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Mornings!


It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.
( wheelybird *unemployed*, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ah, I didn't chunder.
But I have been losing it like the clappers recently, so I was due a bit of a session.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I lost 8lbs over Christmas
despite having roasts and chocolate nearly every day

since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks

I think I must be broken
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

lolbackward.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Muscle weighs more than fat.
You're on the right track.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

only slightly
you would struggle to notice
( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Every time I "lose weight" I wind up weighing the same, just being chunkier.
As a man, that's not a real problem.

Until I let myself go again.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Nah.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

IT'S NOT A CURRENCY.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

IT IS NOW.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

OH NO NO NO.
NOW THAT YOU'VE STARVED FOR A FEW DAYS, YOUR BODY IS POISED TO STORE AS MUCH FAT AS POSSIBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.

GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

All I'm eating at the mo is protein and veggies
Well, since saturday.

And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.

Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

SHUT UP I'M IN LIFE COACH MODE RIGHT NOW.
DO SOME PUSHUPS.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

...at work?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

GIVE ME TWENTY.
AND I MAY CONSIDER IT.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

I DO FIFTEEN EVERY MORNING, SHUT UP AND PUSH UP.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Pfft, I'm not doing push ups.
I shall squish my busters.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

YOUR BUSTERS WILL SAG IF YOU DON'T DO THE PUSHUPS.
NEVER FORGET THIS.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I realised that I've been through 4 bags of chips in a week a few days ago.
I blame "the biggest loser". It just makes me want to eat junk food and laugh at the fatties. I actually stopped lifting weights for a few days despite my strict new regime.

That show has been the biggest demotivator for my weight loss.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Also, I really don't get why they have people who clearly have self-esteem issues compete for the title of "biggest loser".
It all seems a bit wrong to me.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hell yes.

(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)