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( , Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
HEY WOW I JUST REALISED I'VE MADE 43 CENTS FROM MY SHITRAGS BLOG.
LIFE IS GOOD
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36,
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congratulations !
it made me laugh and almost sick at the same time
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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I can't describe how "touched" I have been by the whole experience.
Every post is from about two weeks ago, I still can't process the events quickly enough.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:48,
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I fell off the wagon majorly on Saturday.
The diet wagon, that is. More ice cream than most people would eat in a month, I ate in one bowl, and promptly made myself feel sick. I had:
1 big bowl with Haagen Dasz cookies and cream, Haagen Dasz pralines and cream AND Ben + Jerrys chocolate brownie.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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1 big bowl with Haagen Dasz cookies and cream, Haagen Dasz pralines and cream AND Ben + Jerrys chocolate brownie.
*standing ovation*
I'm impressed!
Are you back on the wagon filled with fruit and veg and a horny, young, stable boy?
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41,
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Are you back on the wagon filled with fruit and veg and a horny, young, stable boy?
I'm back on that wagon now, yes.
All grilled fish and chicken and salad.
Not grilled salad, obviously. That'd just be silly.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42,
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Not grilled salad, obviously. That'd just be silly.
Mornings!
It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.
Ah, I didn't chunder.
But I have been losing it like the clappers recently, so I was due a bit of a session.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47,
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I lost 8lbs over Christmas
despite having roasts and chocolate nearly every day
since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks
I think I must be broken
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:49,
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since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks
I think I must be broken
Every time I "lose weight" I wind up weighing the same, just being chunkier.
As a man, that's not a real problem.
Until I let myself go again.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05,
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Until I let myself go again.
OH NO NO NO.
NOW THAT YOU'VE STARVED FOR A FEW DAYS, YOUR BODY IS POISED TO STORE AS MUCH FAT AS POSSIBLE.
NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.
GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:07,
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NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.
GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.
All I'm eating at the mo is protein and veggies
Well, since saturday.
And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.
Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.
Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.
YOUR BUSTERS WILL SAG IF YOU DON'T DO THE PUSHUPS.
NEVER FORGET THIS.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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I realised that I've been through 4 bags of chips in a week a few days ago.
I blame "the biggest loser". It just makes me want to eat junk food and laugh at the fatties. I actually stopped lifting weights for a few days despite my strict new regime.
That show has been the biggest demotivator for my weight loss.
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Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:44,
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That show has been the biggest demotivator for my weight loss.