( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

The little smug pervy bastard.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

YES! \o/

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Brought to the point at last.

(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Pfft...

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Clearblue Digital...
ftw.!
(elfinpunk Squirrels are funnier when you fry them., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

oohhh

(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

*polishes medal*
:¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

don't polish it too hard...
...the coating will come off.
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Brian Blessed?
He's teh dreamboat.
(Kasom 'This is a normal post', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

pff
we had these little naked buggers on a mirror in the hallway when i was a kid. i never saw the point.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

te point was they were clearly too young for what the comic strip was about
but 20 years ago the newspapers loved underage sex
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

young, nothing!
they had no bits!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

didn't stop them having children
www.tmsfeatures.com/tmsfeatures/servlet/com.featureserv.util.Download?file=20080228cplis-a-p.jpg&code=cplis
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

they stole a baby!

( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

London!!!
You signed up!
*hoorays*
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

yep
i decided that i had 2 months, so i would save as much as i could. even if i can't afford to get hammered, i can still enjoy myself and meet everyone!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Mingle carefully
and nobody will notice you're not getting a round in.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

i'm not a mingler
i stand right out
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

I started saving last week!
I have no clue how much the train fare alone will be!!!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

I'll give you the sexiest handshake ever - it'll totally be worth it.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I expect it'll be horrific if I end up going from Leeds

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

If you book enough in advance
you can get a weekend return from London to Leeds and back for about £20. I assume it works the same the other way round.

If not, there's always Megabus for a quid fifty each way.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I think I'd kill myself if I was in a bus for that long.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Sounds plausible

It cost me £32.50 to Brum from Sheff the other week! But that was travelling straight
away.
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

Ouch.
Luckily, I have a young persons railcard.
*flaunts money-saving youth*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

bah!
i have to pay full fare from liverpool!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

At least £50!
But i'll book early! (sposed to be cheaper)
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I can't book until I know if I can come or not.
Oh well, I can always sell my body for some extra cash.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

i'll probably be getting a national express bus
i'm fairly sure it's cheaper than the train.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

I can probably flog you a pint.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

yay!
wait, a pint of what?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

SEMEN.
Or Guinness. Or whatever you like pints of.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

cider
it makes me drunk.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Can do, squire.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Yay!
Best of all the drinks
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

best of all the drinks
that come in pints.
tequila, sambucca, aftershock, vodka, bacardi, these are all marvellous drinks.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

You seem to be forgetting just about every other drink that comes in pints.
I have bad childhood cider memories.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

i hate lager
mild and bitter are rank and guinness is evil. cider is light, fruity and refreshing.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Ahh love is!
I kinda fancied her!!


I WAS FIVE!!!!!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

that made me laugh hard
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

arf!

( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

*Phew*

(elfinpunk Squirrels are funnier when you fry them., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

YES!
THIS is what i'm talking about!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

pfft
why were these once acceptable in newspapers, now it's all "BURN THE PAEDO CUNTS AND WHOEVER HAS A SIMILAR NAME - HERE AM THEIR ADDRESSSESS".

It's astounding how times have changed. I, for one, shall be resisting change, and shall be enjoying all over child porn cartoons when I wish, and if I am obstructed by law enforcement agencies, I shall be writing to my MEP.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

yeah, like who here has never been offered sweets from a stranger when they were a kid?
a stranger who has no alterior motive other than giving a kid some sweets
( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

FEAR MY MASSIVE LINK
love is...
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

A Last Second HAHAHAHAHA!
Before this disappears from the board...
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)