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WE'RE VAAA-CANNT!

funny, I was in a bar last week and thought they were playing the Sex Pistols in the next room.
I was informed it was, however, Oasis.
Nonetheless it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING CHORDS AND RHYTHM as 'Pretty Vacant', right down to the verse-chorus structure.
how I hate Oasis.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

now you do?

it took you that long?

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d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)

I've always loathed the talentless wastes of skin.

that just made me hate them more.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)

i don't hate them, but i'm rarely exposed to them.

i don't think they're very talented, mind, but they aren't always being sprayed at me from passing cars so i may let them live another day.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)

SO, I STOOD THERE THINKING, "WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS", AND I PICKED UP A ROCK.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)

remember when there were actual phone booths around?

i miss those.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)

you can buy them for about £600

from reclaimation yards

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)

fuck that noise, i'll have my dwarf army steal one.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)

i'd rather have

a tardis-style police box, but they're rarer than rocking horse shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)

i'd rather box with a police tard.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)

pffff

get over here and clean this coffee off my keyboard!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)