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# haircut and a beard trim.

just before my big work inundation last week - and of course it snowed and we had freezing rain the next day.

on looking at the front page, i think i ought to infest this with speech balloons.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:11, archived)
# pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# I AM PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)
# PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)
# AND VACANT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# WE'RE VAAA-CANNT!
 
funny, I was in a bar last week and thought they were playing the Sex Pistols in the next room.
I was informed it was, however, Oasis.
Nonetheless it was the EXACT SAME FUCKING CHORDS AND RHYTHM as "Pretty Vacant", right down to the verse-chorus structure.
how I hate Oasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
# now you do?
it took you that long?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I've always loathed the talentless wastes of skin.
 
that just made me hate them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i don't hate them, but i'm rarely exposed to them.
i don't think they're very talented, mind, but they aren't always being sprayed at me from passing cars so i may let them live another day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# SO, I STOOD THERE THINKING, "WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS", AND I PICKED UP A ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# remember when there were actual phone booths around?
i miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# you can buy them for about £600
from reclaimation yards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# fuck that noise, i'll have my dwarf army steal one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i'd rather have
a tardis-style police box, but they're rarer than rocking horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i'd rather box with a police tard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:54, archived)
# pffff
get over here and clean this coffee off my keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# /
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
fred, if you're reading the page, you know what i'm thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:22, archived)
# WANTED MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:26, archived)
# not totally, there are some females i dislike enough to have sex with.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# when did a trim
stop being a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:15, archived)
# whoops, i meant a beard trim.
time to edit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# ah, right.
de-rising applied
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Hey!
Haven't seen you around for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:17, archived)
# it was a horrible, terrible, wonderful week.
i built two giant spreadsheets (1000+ rows each) and entered and analysed all the data for them, volunteered at two fundraisers and worked at two fundraisers.

six days of work/volunteering, averaging 14-16 hours per day. i just dropped off the final package today and i am going to bask in nothing for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I like that feeling.
And in fact I honestly enjoy working hard, just not all the time.
Also: woo to you for doing volunteer work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i joined the fight against bad AIDS.
we had two big fundraisers, one benefitting a local hospice and the other the local AIDS committee. i carried art and heavy objects about and had drunks flirt with me.

you can have the hard work - this was mostly servile drudgery - painstaking but a trained ape could comprehend it (and i did, for the most part).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# you may appreciate this.
 
www.violentacres.com/archives/328/volunteering-for-an-animal-rescue-organization
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# hahaha!
this just in: humans are stupid. back before we adopted jasper, we were trying to think of people we knew who might take him in instead. my ex and i pretty much eliminated ten people on our lists because they would have acted like the clown who wanted ricardo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# pfff
he/she shouldn't be allowed to have pets, he/she is obviously a moron ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# I like violentacres, she talks a lot of sense.
 
also her family are pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# not her
the numpty asking all the questions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# yeah, I know.
 
I'm saying it is a goodblog. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# ah, right.
i'm with you now, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I don't want to be a milkman any more!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:55, archived)
# hahahahahaa!
haven't seen that one in aaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# They get overrepeated here, so I'm not bothered about missing them
I miss poor Dermot though, I can still remember where I was when I heard it. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# aye
he was a funny bugger. kicking bishop brennan up the arse will always be my favourite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Ah you should try and dig out some of his scrap saturday radio work.
Needs a knowledge of Irish politics from late '70's onward though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i may do
sod the politics, i'm sure i'll find him funny anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Well, most of it he's taking the piss out of the main people in government
So to have a vague idea would be desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# if it's
paddy asphalt and the likes, no problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Ok you offically lost me.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:55, archived)
# paddy ashdown
it was a joke when we were kids to call him paddy asphalt and ian paisley was parsley the lion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:04, archived)
# I thought you meant him, but wasn't sure.
Em, no. It'd all be the southern irish govt. that he ripped on.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# also here is one of my favourites I haven't read in a while.
 
emeraldbile.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# heheh
evil twin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# 2 days is a while?
since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Since two days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# MOHAFA! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN EIGHT MINUTES!
HOW'VE YOU BEEN? WHAT IS NEW?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Lima is destroying something in the closet.
He's like a little thug in the night around this time. Sometimes he strolls into Kk's room while she's sleeping and drags everything out of her trash can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# How is she?
I miss her, even if there's less scrolling needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# She's fine thanks :)
You get a gift for asking.
Here:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)
# what happened?
accident/illness?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:40, archived)
# yeah it was terrible, her hair turned blue overnight
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
it looks fucking great actually. I thought it might make her look too pale but it really suits her.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# it's better than the pink
i hate pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Oh
I liked the pink a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i just can't stand the colour pink
it probably looked very nice on her, it's just not my personal taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# you're not supposed to eat it.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)
# pff
i can't handle pubes, so head hair is right out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# ALSO:
I found this while looking for a spider source pic. Not much in the way of flesh but potentially NSFW so exercise caution.
www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/spider_woman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# woah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Ack
not my favourite meme
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I just like the idea that they're further up the same tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# what have you got against spiderman?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# haha count scrotula ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen her in german porn.
Also that's going in my profile. :-D

Who did it, so I can properly credit them.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# You mean the spider with your hair?
I made it just now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Cheers.
:-D

Edit: Profiled and acredited. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# heh. michelle pfeiffer does suit her new role.
when i seek spider pics, i look for clockspider.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i can't find the original clockspider blog. it was a laugh.
i did find this, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# awww
 
cute spider, but the bastard probably killed it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# i choose to believe it dodged him and tipped his car over a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# We are resourceful.
Not to mention, we take pride in our revenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)
# No no she's fine.
She's trying to be a little more restrained in her on/board communication, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# oh, good.
restrained on b3ta?

*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# That's an oxymoron and you know it.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# an oxymoron?
isn't that an idiot who sells spot cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# *Spangs for your own good*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# heheh
couldn't resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)
# he's a recycler, just like his uncle postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth a new thread...
even at this hour...

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# HEY FUCKER QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT.
JUST BECAUSE BOTH OUR PICS FEATURE SUPER MEN WITH STEEL BALLS DOESN'T MEAN I'M

oh screw it, my pic wasn't worth a new thread either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)
# HEY RUCKEF
There is no spotlight on this shift...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# sure there is, it's a small red point of light and it's right on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Oh, in that case,
the spotlight is ALLL yours
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# *basks*
*watches predator decloak and makes sweet love to him*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# HERE IS A BEARDED MAN. HE LOOKS TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 7:09, archived)