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( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

SHIT ATTEMPT, LEATHERFACE!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

omg jmg!

( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

omg rik!
dnt talk 2 jmg like that
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Hello JMG
not often we see you around these parts!

*enjoys the pleasure*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Have you been paving the way for some kind of talk invasion?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

It should be like the old days. With one singular board.
Where we can all bond against fat people.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

like hell it should
rob created the talk board to keep the detritus over there for a reason ;)

You guys should have to wear these if you're going to be around these parts, so we can identify you:

:P
( Mushroom, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

I should get a gold one.
Like a McDonald's worker. But with less spots, and more hatred for the typical McDonald's customer.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

I actually rather enjoy a MacDonald's
I never have them though, because I cannot abide the cunts in the queues.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

I'd have no problem with that.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to restrict themselves to a board without images.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

hey!
i can't bond against fat people!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

Pleasure?
if I had been aware this nonsense was on his way I'd have prepared a tinfoil hat!.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

IF you ever wear one, please take a photo.
I shall keep it in my special folder.

Right, time for me to be off, chaps. Try to remember it's just the internet. xxx
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

would it have
antennae?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

for better
reception?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

indeed
they're quite far away, aliens
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

that's what they'd have you think

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

I decided to only come here when it's GMoS appreciation night.
I haven't had a front page in years.
There's clearly people against popular internet figures.
Online.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

I don't know why,
but in my head you're always pictured as Brian Blessed in a wheelchair.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

I always think of him as the naked man in python that plays the piano

( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

He has no true form.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Your list is good and more people should like you and touch you up.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

Sadly I don't pick the list.
But I do agree that it's very ace.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Can I spunk in your eye?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

That's going to create mass jealousy on the internet.
I'm very much desired.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

I'll take that as a yes
*unzips*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

*desires*

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

i always come first
i'm a selfish cow
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

Don't be silly, you're not selfish.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

aaawwwww, sweet!
wait, are you saying i'm a cow?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Of course I am,
but that's not to say I mean it.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

ah, right.
does that mean i can be milked?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

My science teacher can be.
The baby is due in May, and her boobs are fucking HUGE now.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

heheh
i am having a migraine attack, so i'm off. 'bye for now!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

Bye!
*waves*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

All fixed

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

interesting
make tits and we're in business
( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

I SAW THAT NINJA!

( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Hahahah GMOS FTW

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

gmos ALWAYS ftw

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)