No, brie is awesome.
I've just eaten some jelly.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

brie is ace!
jelly is better

but not together
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Oooh I don't know.
I think it might be quite nice with a savoury jelly or a redcurrant one or something. On some nice bruschetta.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

premium oat cake & Stilton & honey
*wins*
(Three Bees, a packet of cheese, a glass of milk and a jungle disease Blackjack and hookers!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Brie and redcurrant jelly is great!
Yumm!

I see Spurs pulled off another glorious failure last night... when is the celebratory dvd and mug out? ;D
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

blah blah blah
luck was out.

Thats what happens when you rely on jenas and Chimbonda, useless french cunt
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Arf!
Chimbonda really is a nightmare.
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

our local all-you-can-eat Chinese serves jelly *and* jelly babies
I am wondering whether to debate the morality of this with the manager
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

While you're there, can you get me a spring roll?
Do you mean the big all you can eat near the cinema?
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

aye
the under-new-management Dragon Chef

*stuffs face*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

I loved that place every time I went.
It's been a few years, though.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

I had some of this on the weekend:
www.thecheesegig.com/rw_shop/ShopViewDetails.php?&dx=1&sid=391debc496d3e3c08f101052cc8d49ec&ob=3&rpn=cheese_az&page=2&itemid=7475
and from someone who usually cannot stomach goat's cheese it was smashing.
The 'tingle' was akin to chilli.
Also, pfft - semihard, yes I know.
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

I fucking hate goats cheese, it tastes like if paper had bad breath.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Best.
Simile.

Ever.
(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

Well it dooooooeeees.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

The mere smell of it makes me retch
This stuff had none of that. It was just lovely blue cheese.
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

which is better than cider.

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

I don't mind cider.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Cider is what the devils piss would taste like
if the devil had been out on the piss all night, drinking nothing but piss.
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

No, that's red Martini.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Eeeeeuuurrrggghhhh
The thought is turning my stomach.

The worst cocktail known to man is red martini + vodka + malibu + jack daniels... and yes... I drank it all.
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

cider tastes like if
paper had bad spunk and it went all in your throat and up inside your nose pipe and hanging there, unable to be swallowed or snotted out.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

hahaha
+10

it is indeed rank
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

yes, this

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)