Eat my... er... shopping... skills?
Motherfuckers!



This is totally obviously the best graph that has ever existed. Not only does it feature plastic wrap, but I have also adjusted the tonal measurements AND used BOTH colour dodge AND Linear Burn.

Vote for it.

NOW.

Bitches.

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( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

yummy!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Oooh yes
brie with poppy seed biscuits please. *nom*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

BRIE?!
oh dear
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

No, brie is awesome.
I've just eaten some jelly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

brie is ace!
jelly is better

but not together
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Oooh I don't know.
I think it might be quite nice with a savoury jelly or a redcurrant one or something. On some nice bruschetta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

premium oat cake & Stilton & honey
*wins*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Brie and redcurrant jelly is great!
Yumm!

I see Spurs pulled off another glorious failure last night... when is the celebratory dvd and mug out? ;D
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

blah blah blah
luck was out.

Thats what happens when you rely on jenas and Chimbonda, useless french cunt
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Arf!
Chimbonda really is a nightmare.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

our local all-you-can-eat Chinese serves jelly *and* jelly babies
I am wondering whether to debate the morality of this with the manager
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

While you're there, can you get me a spring roll?
Do you mean the big all you can eat near the cinema?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

aye
the under-new-management Dragon Chef

*stuffs face*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

I loved that place every time I went.
It's been a few years, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

I had some of this on the weekend:
www.thecheesegig.com/rw_shop/ShopViewDetails.php?&dx=1&sid=391debc496d3e3c08f101052cc8d49ec&ob=3&rpn=cheese_az&page=2&itemid=7475
and from someone who usually cannot stomach goat's cheese it was smashing.
The 'tingle' was akin to chilli.
Also, pfft - semihard, yes I know.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

I fucking hate goats cheese, it tastes like if paper had bad breath.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Best.
Simile.

Ever.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

Well it dooooooeeees.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

The mere smell of it makes me retch
This stuff had none of that. It was just lovely blue cheese.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

which is better than cider.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

I don't mind cider.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Cider is what the devils piss would taste like
if the devil had been out on the piss all night, drinking nothing but piss.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

No, that's red Martini.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Eeeeeuuurrrggghhhh
The thought is turning my stomach.

The worst cocktail known to man is red martini + vodka + malibu + jack daniels... and yes... I drank it all.
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

cider tastes like if
paper had bad spunk and it went all in your throat and up inside your nose pipe and hanging there, unable to be swallowed or snotted out.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

hahaha
+10

it is indeed rank
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

yes, this

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

Looks like
one of those Day Today graphs

FACT x IMPORTANCE = NEWS

(sorry, woo!)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hovis biscuits and philadelphia
please
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Sorry, I thought you said

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Mmmm...
The youngest of all the cheeses.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

*slurps*

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Carr's water bicuits and stinky Lincolnshire poacher, please.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Blacksticks blue
and.... do pitta breads count as biscuits?
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

*slaps one against side of table*
*looks pointedly at hamster*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

*cowers*
Ok then.... bloody hovis wholemeal biscuits (but I'll be pretending they're pitta breads in my head).
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

:D you may live.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

*votes*
*awaits bribe money*
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

TJ:
Did you get your drive sorted?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Yeah, cheers. I decided to go with a Freecom. It's a Samsung so I feel pretty confident with it.
It's only got around 20 gigs of stuff on it at the moment, but it's been whurring away nicely. Cheers for the tips, sir.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

don't let any Irish folk tarmac it

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

This is all rather lovely
Woo!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)