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(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

My mum knew Lenny Henry before he was famous.


And that's all I have to say on this matter.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

I bet it's not.
And you're just itching to go off on a three page rant.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Not at all.
She didn't know him well, and has never elaborated on the story. I have nothing more to tell.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

I never said your rant would be relevant.

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

You're right. You didn't


What format pages? How many words would the rant have to stretch to? Is there a deadline?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

I want it on my desk by Thursday!
Or something. I don't really care. Be creative.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

I have a pound note signed by him, if you would like to ad that to your story

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

He's married to a fat white woman.
I'm sure you could stretch that out to a page, at least.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Did she know him before he was funny?

( Mstandot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)

He was funny??

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

That's nothing
I knew Greg Gurener at school and he was never famous!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

I was at school with Michael Underwood off the telly.
Though I didn't know him personally. My friend was good friends with Alan Carr in lower school. Apparently Alan refers to my friend as "that really gay one that I knew at school".
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Jill Dando went to my school
she was mates with my mates sister and qwas a right snooty cow by all accounts
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

SO you shot her

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)

i once had the misfortune to go to a lenny henry "gig". it would have been better if it had been done in mime... behind a curtain
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

heh
have you heard his new series on radio 4, it's utter crud

Oh and welcome, you'll never leave etc etc
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

thankyou ;)

(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

*wholeheartedly agrees*

( Stilton Cheesewright, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

i cooked for him once when he came into a pub i ran
he was very pleasent
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I liked his show in the 1980s
but then again I was about 10 when it was on, and it's amazing what small children can find funny. I think I used to like Garfield back then too.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hahah, welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair, photoshop a kitten etc.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

I saw him in an advert for a hotel last night
and it made me want to do a hungerford.

Welcome!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

It's a shame because he's been badly served
by a lot of mediocre comedy writers in his time. His best stuff was always his earlier daft stuff. And what possessed him to do the frankly piss-poor "Chef" we may never know.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)