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(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Nnnnnnng
Don't make me think of it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Does this work with poo as well?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Joss Stone? Yes.
works equally as well with shit as she does with chocolate.

And flakes can fuck off anyway. Half of them goes down your top and then you're covered in melted chocolate and ARG. Just.....fucking....have a double decker.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Or a toffee crisp

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

OOH YES
*wants*
*is ill*
*sads*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*cuddles*
*makes you all better ^_^*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

Aww! :)
*warms*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

Ill again?
Seems to be every time I talk to you. Or have you just not done your homework?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

Mmmmmmm yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

I can help with that.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*proffers flake* yes, you can have it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

I will put it in the fridge for later.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Cold chocolate is pointless.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Fridged chocolate is FAIL
chocolate should be melty for best numnyness
( NobbyNobody, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

OR
a Twirl.

Basically a more structurally sound Flake.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Yeah but I don't like twirls.
They smell odd.

I know, I know. They just do to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Are you the one who hates beans aswell?
if so... you need to sort your life out!
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

Yeah, because they're the fucking worst things in the world.
Forewarning to all- anyone to post a picture of them to wind me up will have their post hidden, so don't bother. They honestly do make me feel very, very ill and not happy at all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

What would you rather do:
A) Have a bath full of beans.

B) Have a bath full of spiders.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

b

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

I used to think Whispas smelled odd.
I always figured it was the stale air in th bubbles that I could smell.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

It's cause they were made using fart bubbles.
That's why they stopped doing them.

100% of FACT
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

is that joss stone in the ads
she's got nice hair.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

She has got nice hair, that is true.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

if i ever married joss stone her name would become joss whittle and thats my dad's name
and that would be odd.

i think about this a lot.
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

I just thought of the phrase
"Stick and stones..." and thought she shouldould be called sticks instead.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Joss Sticks?




oh
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Pfft
That made me snicker. Which is kind of relevant, given that Snickers are a) chocolate and b) similar to poo, visually.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hahahaha your newsagent's been rewrapping all the chocolate bars
to cause you internet embarassedisingness.

And then he did it to me as I got the earlier half of your joke.

ALL OF ME IS BLUSHING.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

...
I wondered why the sweetcorn wasn't mentioned in the ingredients.

Jeeves, the bucket! I would vom.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Have you seen mah bukket?

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

That newsagent's up to his old twix again, eh?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

What the fuck were cadburies thinking
getting that universally hated pop tart on their ads?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Who, Phil Collins?

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

HAHAHAH

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

I
don't hate her
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 18 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)