This caused me physical pain...


If it's bindun I think I'll kill myself.



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( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Data or Kryten FTW.
What's the difference between an android and a mechanoid?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

androids have the shape/appearance of a human.
mechanoids don't necessarily.

'noon to you.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

^what he said...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ahhhhhhh.
Noon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

ning Cap'n...
Work better today?
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Well it's not worse.
How's that?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Umm...
Better?
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

More sort of....same.
But I do have beef and mustard in my sandwich, so for now nobody shall cark it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

did it cost £85?
has it got truffle mayo?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

It cost FREE
and no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

you probably already sawed, but just in case
www.b3ta.com/board/8272337
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

All of that
then he puts rocket in it. Rocket's for fools.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Truffle Mayo?
TROFLMAO
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Aahh...
Damn you to hell! I wanted that today but they ran out of beef at ye shoppe!
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

It's fucking luuuush.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I have too much onion in my ham salad barm...

(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I detest raw onion.
It's not necessary, all it does is ruin your relationships.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Lies,
there's a time and a place!

and it's here and now...
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

blech.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

You should use
a venn diagram to explain.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

ok

check mah skillz
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

new kryten or original kryten?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

New
original frightened me. The PVC tux and the lips were weird, and the voice was horrid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

That bloke played a talking toaster in a later episode, I believe.
^/ultrageek
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Was that him?
*thinks* ohhhhhhh yeeeeeah. How queer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

and he now plays
the old farm hand in The Green Green Grass on BBC1
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

I can't watch that show.
It takes 'unnecessary shite' to a whole new level.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Manwife enjoys it.
I take that time to trawl the gay shift.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

It's going to get comfusing if you call yours manwife as well.
As for about a minute there I was going 'no he bloody doesn't, he said it was tantamount to memory abuse'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

How about
beardedwife?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

I'm beginning to think we have the same one.
Has yours got dreads down to his arse?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Nope - that is impressive. Must have taken some cultivating
Mine's more of a strategically shaved gorilla which doesn't shave that often.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

They've been going for *counts on fingers*
about 6/7 years now. I trimmed them a while back as well, otherwise they'd be halfway down his thighs. Our children shall swing off them, I know it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

*films*
*sends to You've Been Framed*
*Profits*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I already 'ding dong' them
when he's not paying attention.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

all-new classic kryten
with added croth socket attachments
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

the hems on their y-fronts

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Best of all the
cybernetic organisms.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

I need somebody clever
to rework that jingle and then the masterpiece will be complete...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

there is nothing wrong with the love between a man and his android
does it concern anyone here, that when the technology is up to stage where androids replicate humans, that humans will program them to be prostitutes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Concern isn't the word I'd use.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

GMTFH?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

That's more like it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'm looking forward to it.
The variety of fetishes that abound quite happily in today's more liberal society means that there'll be some interesting ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Well I don't see anything wrong with bonking a robot
but we'd be exploiting it by forcing it into prostitution.

I am also looking forward to sexually active robots, because as a nerd, it's looking like the only way I'm gunna get my leg over.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

if you're rich you can bone me
/not proud blog
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

no you're male.
sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

well then maybe it's not your nerdiness, just your outrageous pickyness.
I mean, if you're going to discard and entire gender what do you expect?
I'm also fat and hairy. You hard yet?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Damn straight I'm hard.
fat hairy has to turn me on. How else could I wank?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Depends if it's sentient or not.
Otherwise it's like 'exploiting' a fleshlight.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

imagine the unbelievable hell
of being a sentient fleshlight.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh dear.
You'd have to hope you had a considerate owner who washed you out every time.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahahahah
WINS!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

yeah that's the point I'm getting to
I hope they aren't sentient for some time :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Haha, me too.
Although not so much for sexual reasons.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

"I want a real doll made that looks like a sexbot but isn't"

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

i demand a song!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

See above...
www.b3ta.com/board/8359752

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

CUNT!!!
I haven't fallen for that in years...
heads will roll...
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha!!
nicely done!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Chizzle Nizzle
was going to replace the horse on the cover but had lost the will to live by then...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

:)

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)