This caused me physical pain...
From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)
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From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)
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Data or Kryten FTW.
What's the difference between an android and a mechanoid?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:12,
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androids have the shape/appearance of a human.
mechanoids don't necessarily.
'noon to you.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13,
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'noon to you.
More sort of....same.
But I do have beef and mustard in my sandwich, so for now nobody shall cark it.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20,
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Aahh...
Damn you to hell! I wanted that today but they ran out of beef at ye shoppe!
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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I detest raw onion.
It's not necessary, all it does is ruin your relationships.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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New
original frightened me. The PVC tux and the lips were weird, and the voice was horrid.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15,
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That bloke played a talking toaster in a later episode, I believe.
/ultrageek
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17,
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and he now plays
the old farm hand in The Green Green Grass on BBC1
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20,
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I can't watch that show.
It takes 'unnecessary shite' to a whole new level.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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It's going to get comfusing if you call yours manwife as well.
As for about a minute there I was going 'no he bloody doesn't, he said it was tantamount to memory abuse'.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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I'm beginning to think we have the same one.
Has yours got dreads down to his arse?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26,
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Nope - that is impressive. Must have taken some cultivating
Mine's more of a strategically shaved gorilla which doesn't shave that often.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:31,
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They've been going for *counts on fingers*
about 6/7 years now. I trimmed them a while back as well, otherwise they'd be halfway down his thighs. Our children shall swing off them, I know it.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33,
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there is nothing wrong with the love between a man and his android
does it concern anyone here, that when the technology is up to stage where androids replicate humans, that humans will program them to be prostitutes?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17,
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I'm looking forward to it.
The variety of fetishes that abound quite happily in today's more liberal society means that there'll be some interesting ones.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21,
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Well I don't see anything wrong with bonking a robot
but we'd be exploiting it by forcing it into prostitution.
I am also looking forward to sexually active robots, because as a nerd, it's looking like the only way I'm gunna get my leg over.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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I am also looking forward to sexually active robots, because as a nerd, it's looking like the only way I'm gunna get my leg over.
well then maybe it's not your nerdiness, just your outrageous pickyness.
I mean, if you're going to discard and entire gender what do you expect?
I'm also fat and hairy. You hard yet?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27,
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I'm also fat and hairy. You hard yet?
Damn straight I'm hard.
fat hairy has to turn me on. How else could I wank?
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33,
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Depends if it's sentient or not.
Otherwise it's like 'exploiting' a fleshlight.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25,
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Oh dear.
You'd have to hope you had a considerate owner who washed you out every time.
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28,
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yeah that's the point I'm getting to
I hope they aren't sentient for some time :D
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28,
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CUNT!!!
I haven't fallen for that in years...
heads will roll...
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Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26,
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heads will roll...