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ComradePotato

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(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

"Will you start the fans please"...
/I like it :) - but it is a tad large and you're about to get ripped a new one.

Could you be an absolutely smashing new member and get that under 50k or thereabouts?
( The Great Architect, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

In the current day and age of broadband
Does the 50k limit need reviewing?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

no
capped broadband still exists and costs lots of money when you go over
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Hey kid
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Mine is capped
by the fascists and they charge brazillions for extra bandwidth
( The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

not only do capped bandwidths suffer with larger images, it also helps to breed more creativity.
and, surprisingly, there are still people (believe it or not, it's true) who use broadband.
besides, it aint fuckin hard to optimise.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

OH SHI-

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

By that, I mean:

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

400KB.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

could you make your image slightly bigger

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

What do you think?
Yes
(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Just logged on to see this
Where to begin.....

Afternoon everyone!
( Aenesis, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

HOLY SHIT
BIGGAR!!!!!!!!!!!
( The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

read the faq comrade potato
there's a good chap, it's a tad large, and so is the picture

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

My bandwidth just ran ou...

( Mstandot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I hate it when things run ou...
:/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it's just so annoyi....

( Mstandot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I don' have a "" key

( head-doctor internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

fuck...............that's like.......like the best thing i've ever seen*


*all these greats and more, now available on "comments you'll never hear on b3ta unless you read the fucking FAQ" for the introductory price of £12,000,000
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

:D
Super Fluffy Nazi Tiem!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

It's lovely, but it's far too big

( Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

( WiL can take it all!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Eehehehehe.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

people at work are looking at me strange
I've been laughing at his face. I love his face. Face.
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Face you say?

( WiL can take it all!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

arf!

( Aenesis, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!
There should be a gallery of these.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

*scrolls across*
lordy...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

*Gets up early*
*Beats you*
*Rapes your dad*
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

what ho cunt

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

My lovely 56Mbps connection just tropped to 12Mbps.
I'm not sure if it has any relation with this.
( head-doctor internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

56 MEGABITES!? OMG.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

I actually think AOL is lying to me about it.

( head-doctor internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

AOL?! I'm so sorry to hear that.
My condolences.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Megabits, not megabytes.

( Bob Yuletodd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

hello new person
we try to keep still images around 50k here. Please do so by resizing and saving your image then using the Edit button at the bottom of your post to replace this one.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I like his little terrrrist foot
but the filesize is huge.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

hello there spuddy
could you please make your smashing image a little smaller, say, under 50k? that way, the nice people on the board won't be forced to do to you what i want to do to that clown *points down*
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

oh hai thar comrade potato
50k and not so massive as to take up the width board...

nice pic, read the faq, pull up a shop and kitty yourself down...you'll never leave...etc
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

you have made my internet die of filesize cancer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)