I thought he came round the corner on a Yamaha
before killing a kid and fracturing his balls on a dustbin lid
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.



Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

come on now
it's "Done a skid"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Ever get the feeling you wish you hadn't started something...

( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

only a king sized Mars bar

(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.

It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
(Sticky Label, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

I went to Co. Durham's finest school for problem teachers

(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
( Dr Preference TEA + BROWN SAUCE = NYOM, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

and Eric Cantona
Ohh - Ahh - Cantona... and so on
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
(Colonel Santiago is a quadra-limbed groove machine, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

"riding the streets"????
did you go to a girls-school?
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

"came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's one hell of a mental image right there.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

HOW northeast exactly? O_o

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Wear Dale
'appen
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh
up there
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

yup
/is rural . com
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)