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Where's the clutch?

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:17, archived)

Spang, spang spangidy SPANG

And have that as a lesson young man....tsk the punning of the youth today ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

hahahahahaha that took me a couple of seconds there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

oh argh

argh argh argh

argh i say

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

pffft

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Hahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

*groan*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

Awesome Welles,

I just thought I'd mention it before you looked foolish: auto stands for automobile not automatic transmission.

Nice shopping, though. Great job! :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

that's the whole joke, that he changed the meaning of the word

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

just humour him

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

but... but...

*head explodes*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

that's the whole joke, that he pretended not to get the joke

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charlie?, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

You find it humourous that people are corrupting our language, making abitrary words completely meaningless?

That it's no longer small losses of words like "literally" and "begs the question" but we're just going to start loosing words completely at random? That amuses you?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

Actually,

If you want to dig a hole you should use a spade ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

racist...

*kiddin*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

You're the racist.

You spacker.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

eh?

it wasn't said with intent :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

I'll intent your intent *shakes fist*

I declare fisticuffs!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

if it's boxing on Wii sports, you're on

/is the only fighting I'm any good at. Those pixels quake with fear

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

I shall attack you with farting cats at teatime.

Mein gott those kitties can do a pwoof.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

I am racist!

*not kiddin* ;)

It's true though. I dislike the fact that people don't know the difference between the two :)

"I believe in calling a spayed a spayed!"

"Oi! No Bollocks!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

they should have told my cat that before the operation... ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

Have you noticed that when a cat is spayed, they revert back to kitten mentality?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

aye, they do a bit :)

mind you, their claws tend to feel sharper

*has the scars*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

It was the best card I ever received with that

cartoon on the front :)

It was so good I framed it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

This

although I have dug a hole with a shovel before.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

we no longer use the word sapde, it's been set loose

ask Hank with an E

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

Sapdes?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

WTF?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Here's your coat

*passes*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hey Occulus

thanks for handing me my coat over the internet.

I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.

Thanks a lot, man!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

Give that man a hand....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

A chap was cycling along the other day

and as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.

This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.

"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.

He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

tl;dr

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:25, archived)

'5k}f

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

'5k]f???

8uhyg#'[]q!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

PERVERT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

pretty much

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Oh my....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

Words can mean whatever the hell you like.

Just because some watery tart wrote a dictionary doesn't mean you have to believe all the meanings of words in it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

That is the point of a pun surely....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)

~~a pun~~ dave the hat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

Pffft

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Just because he beat you in the great pun off ;)

How do Archie?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

I'm fine thank you squire...

and he only won on a technicality...

technically, he's nuts

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

Arf!

It's just too true :) And at the end of the day, who did better in the Uxbridge challenge? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

hehe :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

is it

i know nothing of cars and care even less, but i value my education. also couldn't give a pigs burp about a computer game neither.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

he he

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

that is all.

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hahaha

But Shadow of the Colossus is better than Okami shirley?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Nope

Okami is beyond brilliant. It is huge, full of Japanese mythology, has the best characters ever, and is much like Zelda, but with more to do and a better story and likable characters.

It is out soon on the Wii, and I cannot express how much I enjoyed it. It got very little reception on the PS2, and Clover were sadly obliterated shortly after. As such, I want as many people to enjoy this game as possible, and for Clover to be rightfully honoured.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

I have played it and it was one of my favourite PS2 games, but SoTC was just beautiful.

The Clover game Godhand is also possibly one of the weirdest games ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

I miss Clover

They made the Viewtiful Joe series. I still say he should have been in SSBB instead of Sonic the Roadkill. Sonic should leap into the air and throw rings around every time he gets punched in Smash Brothers.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

When I've finished my exams.

And I have spare time.

I shall finish: red steel, twilight princess, viewtiful joe, no more heroes (got rank 6 today =)) kingdom hearts 1 & 2.. um... then the sims?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

Killer7>No More Heroes

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

I want it

If people pay me to do stuff then I can buy it.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)

define 'stuff'

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

I can draw, make skirts and some tops, fix basic computer problems, make objects out of fimo...

Also cook and knit.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

I'd pay you to stuff peope,

but that's a different matter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)

i got it for wii

It was amazing, I couldn't stop playing it.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

Hahahaha Spangola!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hahaha nice.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:23, archived)

Thanks all!

I hope Hanke is joking...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)

~~joking~~ wanking

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Arf

The second one is obsolete.

Woo.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Changing gear is one of the last moments of exercise I get in a day

don't be saying that even that is obsolete now...

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

I can not

conceive of driving a vehicle where I don't change the gearing when I need it. I accept that I don't need a clutch any more and I have even got used to using the paddles on my E36 ( even though I hated them at first ) but take away the choice of gear selection from me and I might as well be in an invalid carriage.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:44, archived)