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# Escher Cocks!

Click for stupendously big wallpaper sized 1280x1024
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# cockerrific
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# word up my scots brother!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Noice!
And it looks innocent enough that you can tell people they're missiles, with a withering look, if they ask why you have cocks as your wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# or bones...
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY


Go on, you've done well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# so what is this cock army i've just joined?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# you need to put your rank in your profile
Whenever you impress me, your leader I will promote you to a higher rank, by giving you a better picture to put in your profile.

You should display your medals with pride too, there is also the Magenta Heart, The Cock Chief medal and the Anti-Troll medal.

Work hard.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# done and done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# There are only a few rules
CDC or cartoon cocks only.
Only on Tuesdays unless Cocks or Tuesday are mentioned in a Thread.

good luck soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *salutes, with cock.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I would like to exchange this medal for a low cock-rank
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# YAY!
an award! ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Its a medal rather than an award
not many have been given it though - maybe about 6
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# It also looks like a birds eye view of streets/blocks in America
Just cock shaped houses and gardens.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahah awesome!
I set this as my desktop then remembered that I'm taking my computer to my Grandma's today.
Everyone post your dekstops at me so I can choose something more suitable! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I'm still using this
www.b3ta.com/board/8328680

I like it lots. (He posted a largish one down the thread.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# About the same size as the source material...
www.b3tards.com/u/84c5dc19e733bd2c3f9a/spaced.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Both of those are a bit too small D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Stretch it man!
How big does it need to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# 1280x1024
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Well if you WILL have a big monitor....
(as do I, I'm just no respecter of original aspect ratios)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Big? It's too small for me D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Dual widescreen monitor setup for sir?
Like the graphics girlie in our office?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# That's generally the idea, yeah.
My parents and sister are going to France later this month, I'll buy an adapter off ebay and nick her monitor for my desk :D
They're both the same size.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# We're plotting to hook up all the office monitors to one computer...
Thereby making a 'world domination' style display to work with...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahah!
You should hang some off the wall, so it's so many wide, and so many high.
Then put up a large picture of a swastika.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I do a great under-the-eyebrows evil stare too...
*puts on black shirt*

*purchases cane*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I have one of the Ubuntu Satanic backdrops.
www.ubuntusatanic.org/ Not much use to you if you're not on Linux, though I suppose you could still use the wallpapers. But that would be a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Grandma's a johovah's witness.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Haha, bad idea then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Try
www.wincustomize.com - loads there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ooh actually Caewan's bus driver linked him to a good site, which I had a look at when he linked it to prodge...
www.opacity.us/

Edit: Aha, I'm using this now:
www.opacity.us/extras/wallpapers/metropolitan_open_screens_1280x1024.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ttssattr always does great wallpaper stuff
search thru. I've got one of his up at home atm.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ace, I'll save thems for later!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'll give you my god damn desktop
may contain horses

HAHA HAHAH AHAH

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Here's one I made for myself but you can have it as you're special.


CLICKY FOR BIGGY
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I'll bookmark this whole thread, there's a goldmine here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's superb
and i also like how the line between the balls makes it look like the black cocks are spurting white cum and the white cocks are spurting tar
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# cock bombs!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# The sense of order breaks down into
COCK CHAOS.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# WHEN PRIDE MARCHES TURN TO ANARCHY!
I can just imagine sherrif John Bunnel exclaiming "Pretty soon they all get to be man handled, in the county jail" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# WATCH
As this man turns from HOMO to JOHN DOE, in the blink of an eye!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Interlocking cocks...
..as perfect as cockwork!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *applies*
Marvellon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# this looks like war
it's a 1940's war poster

about some kind of cock onslaught

with resultant bukkake apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# COCK ONSLAUGHT
Now available on DVD as well as VHS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# no doubt it's a real title too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Too scared to google 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# do it!
if not for yourself, for the honour of b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# it certainly is cock tuesday!!
i just was sent an email not once not twice but THREE fucking times saying i wasn't getting an interview!!
*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# At least you got the e-mail...
I've been left waiting so many times I've had to assume that I'm doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# lets burn them....
BURN THEM ALL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# THEY ARE ALL AGAINST ME
THEY ALL MUST DIE

*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Write back FOUR times telling them that you are going to turn up for one
Anyway and they can't stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# nice one!
*grabs interview suit**


*pirate outfit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I would employ one the spot
anyone who turned up for a job interview dressed as a 18th Century sea dog.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# surely it's a good thing that you got the email three times from the same place saying no
if they are that competant possible working for them might drive you over the edge

edit:

send them this


Dear [whosoever]

Thank you for your recent refusal of employment.

Regrettably, at the current time I have received refusals of employment from an unusually high number of prestigious organisations and at this time am unable to accept your current refusal to employ me.

With this in mind, I look forward to seeing you at the start of business on [date]

Yours faithfully

Me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# over the edge?
i'm looking up at the edge from my pit of insanity!!
*gibbers*
EDIT: that'll learn 'em!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I wish I had a pit of insanity
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *hands crazy shovel*
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# This thing is all curled up like a bitch! that ain't no shovel! crazy foo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)