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Should of put more effort in but oh well

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

yes, you should HAVE.
sorry, i'm suffering from aggressive pedantry today.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)

Let them have some girl.
and whilst you are at it ask all these buffoons where the celebrities are in all these challenge posts. Competition blindness strikes again.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)

Hell big boy!
Wanna fight? I'm in the mood.
Ooh or we could be grumpy old men/women for a few hours.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)

I'm in a super mood actually sugar
so sadly I would have to concede before we started.

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

I'm not in a bad mood at all. Just feeling bouncy
Those creatures are pretty fabulous and well animated, by the way.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Not my skill at all.
I just made it in the spore creature thing and it does the animation for you.


( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

CDC FTW!!!

(Lt. Shinysides can't beat Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at Spökboll., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)

I only got the thing last night
and so far have managed to avoid making a spore penis. But I might get bored.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)

I reinstalled world of warcraft last night
it took 6 fucking hours to install then download updates , then install updates . I hope it's worth it
( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

Installing world of Warcraft
is the second most painful operation on a computer. Re-installing it is the first.

I'm on Aszune. alliance side. I expect you shall be tapping me up for gold soon.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

oh no, I don't do that although it'll take me a while to earn some , I think I have a huindred or so left from last year
when I played it last. Ihave shitloads of quests to do in outland so that should keep me busy
( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

Oh well, that's not so bad then
It is difficult to start off cashless and I don't mind helping folk out. But I can turn 10g into 100 in a day just playing the AH so it's not bad once you get past that initial first 10 or so levels having nothing but coppers and needing all the gear you can afford.

Having said that I'm a bit skint now. I had 3400+ 2 weeks ago, I'm down to 1190 right now. Spending 1340g on a gun might have been extravagant.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

if i wanted to enter
i could post a picture of myself. i'm no celebrity, but i'm fat ;)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)

haha! I only now read the challenge brief in full
I read earlier 'fat' and 'England' and ran with it.

Thank you for pointing out what should have been obvious.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

I don't mind sir.
I consider it a second job ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)

Hehe
please continue
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)

If I were a mod I'd naughty step all those who say "should of"
instead of "should have".
And those who spell "definitely" as "definately".
And those who get up my nose.
And those who constantly seek attention.
And those who spell "though" as "tho", "light" as "lite", etc.
Come to think of it, everyone really except that one, that one and that one *points*.
/Excessive pedantry and arsiness

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

My pet hate
which is amongst Southerners, for no other reason than they can't speak properly, is when they mean to get a certain something from a certain person and they utter the hideous phrase "I'm gonna get it off of Jim".

Off of? What the blazing saddles goes through your minds before you utter such nonsense?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

And northerners say
"He is going to give it oooss".
None of us is perfect.
Except me of course.
And possibly you on a good day.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

it's americanism seeping in, i believe.
i'm afraid we're going to have to put up with it, whilst slowly grinding our teeth down to powder.

oops, bingo time, i'm off. see you all later!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

aye but you lads are guilty of things like "shall we just sit off for a minute?
"i were walking down the road the other day" and yorkshire and the last two letters of "the"
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Quite honestly I love it
I'm a Londoner but I love the different way people speak from all around the British Isles.
Especially northerners.
I deal a lot with an elderly Yorkshireman and I could listen to him all day long with his "Thees and thous".

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

the whole think about Yorkshire
and saying 't' instead of 'the is a myth perpetuated by Southerners and usually is accompanied by tales of whippets and flat caps.

I have no comprehension of your first sentence. I have never heard that uttered or seen it written before in my life.

Everybody goes "down the road" and it's Cumbrians and north Lancastrians who might be guilty of saying 'were' as a prefix. Certainly not here in Manchester.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)

C'mon!
The people I deal with from Yorkshire do the "t" thing all the time although they are generally the older generation (50 plus). The younger ones don't seem to do it as much.

The "give it ooosss" thing I've not heard in Manchester but I have in the North East and Yorkshire and even in parts of Nottingham.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)

I'm aloof from all of this because
despite being from the slums of Salford I have managed to grow up having good diction, elocution and grammar skills.
I cower whenever I see Coronation Street. I'm glad I did not end up like that.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

'eeere, i think this'uns thinkin' imself rate better than all us what talk common.

( Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

Because of what I do I deal with all sorts from the UK every day
From those who buy Heinz Baked Beans to those who want truffles from Fortnum and Mason.
Their money (and accents) is all good to me :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

I'd fail miserably.
"you conjugate those verbs tout de suite Mister or you can stick your fucking Jaffa Cakes up your arse!"
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)

its a scouse thing i think.
as i understand it it means "sit off to one side" and i live in sheffield, they definatly drop the "he" less so in the south of the county but it is definatly off
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

aye,
but y'aff fert tho' don't thee tho'?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)

oh and "give us a lend of that" and "can i get a borrow of that"
"he borrowed it to me"
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

though this might be just the scouse ashally

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

So what do you want then?
Global language unification? We're not machines, our language always differs in different areas, even with mass media.
( Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)

oh no i love these odd little quirks for the most part.
but inverting borrowed and lend just seem a tad odd to me
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

It seems odd because it's technically wrong - it conflicts with how you learned the language.
But before long "wrong" words end up more prevalent than "right" words, and people who condemn others for doing it wrong are little more than old men waving sticks around and gibbering about the decline of language.
( Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)

I don't use a stick.

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

Jim? Where's he to then?

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

i love the odd west country badly used pronouns

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

they're an important part of our yokel heritage!

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)

haha
I just spent 2 weeks sailing with a Cornish numpty.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)

"It's that man off of the telly!"
*killing and death*
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

i remember when i said off of to you on xfire and you nearly shat
ANGRY LANGUAGE
( Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

Consider that your warning, sunshine.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

man off the telly? that's normal

( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)

it's the "off of" he doesn't like - redundant usage of of off of of off of

( Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

Oh, I say off of as well

( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

:)
i can't spell good tho
( connor, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

You are exempt from all rules
/The world according to 'pot

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)

i mispronounce a whole lot of things in real life, by accident
and sometimes i deliberately rearrange/misuse words too

sometimes i see threads like this and fear for my life. only sometimes
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

HAVE
Edit: Beaten to the punch.
( Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)

TJ: Is Devianart borked for anyone else here?

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)

Probably for all those deviants.

( Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)

no.
my page is still fantastic ;)
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)

some times the pictures don't show up

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

Well and truly.
Oh, you mean can I connect? I can, yes.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)

I still would
One-and-a-half of them, anyway.
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

pearoast for the dinner time audience


Can we get a fat fashion show going?
(trickyric, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

i hope that's his foot i can see
and not his ball bag
(Ant's in his pants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)