Pardon me while I hit and run



From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

That's scary.

( Monty Propps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha marvellous!
Compotastic!

Click!

Also - it is SCIENTIFIC FACT - FACT, mark you - not up for discussion - that custard creams are absolutely delicious and remind me of my gran because she always used to have them whenever we were there.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

i certify this
SCIENCE^tm fact
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

if I ever stayed over at my Nan's years ago,
she'd wake me up with tea and custard creams (and occasionally malted milks)

I really miss that now, but never thought much of it when I was small
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Mine used to torture me
by putting choc digestives in her barrel but not letting me have them.
I had to make do with custard creams or rich tea
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

One NEVER has to "make do" with custard creams, because they're all of teh lovely.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

Haha I hate that magazine!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

well done on the 'T-immobile' image in NUTS this week :)
/my invoice is in the post
( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Pfffft!
I'll be using JK Rowling's defence team... :D
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

PS...
Any more brilliant ideas you have just let me know.. ;)
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

I don't f*ckin' think so matey ;)
I shall expect free drinks all night if you and I ever frequent the same Bash :)
( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

That goes without saying :)

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

ello, anything doing with that?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

you should have been added to the list
I did pass on details to the relevant chap
( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

cheers.
Don't like to pester!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

no worries
I'll drop him a line to ensure you're on there if you aren't already :)
( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

what a gent

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

This is awesome.
*subscribes*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Nice one Barbie!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Thanks!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Does anyone know who did the CMYK magazine?
It was jolly good.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Mighty Nibus
www.b3ta.com/board/8447342
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

That is fucking brilliant
All mag spoofs should have declared null and void after that
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Also this is a brilliant one, from Dave The Hat
www.b3ta.com/board/6166229
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

^this^
was expecting it along any minute now...
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

hahahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha very good!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

haha nice work!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

Oh please, no!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

very good sir! :)

( The Great Architect, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

heat gives wank mags a bad name.
it's a mag, it's a load of wank, but it has no pron and is therefore misleading as a wank mag.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Its a mag full of wank

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

and wankers

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

What is a national-service.co.uk?


Should I be scared? Will I need to buy any special garments for it? Is it part of a calorie controlled diet?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

Hehehe
clever!

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)